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2 buscuits on a boat
one says "where you living these days?"
the other one says "I'm not telling you, you'll come round and steal my washing"
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Two nuns are in the bathOriginally posted by freakydancerTwo monkeys get in the bath
One goes "eee eee ooow aah aah aah"
The other monkey says "put some f**king cold water in then"
I'm here all week.
One says "Where's the soap"?
The other replies "yes it does, doesn't it"
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Originally posted by freakydancerTwo monkeys get in the bath
One goes "eee eee ooow aah aah aah"
The other monkey says "put some f**king cold water in then"
I'm here all week.
Oh my god - someone told me that exact same joke last night!!!!
2 donkeys in a boat
one goes "eee o"
the other goes, "no yee ******* oar for a change, I'm knackered!"
(Probably better in a geordie accent)
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monkey
Two monkeys get in the bath
One goes "eee eee ooow aah aah aah"
The other monkey says "put some f**king cold water in then"
I'm here all week.
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