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Previously on "Car Specifically Designed For Girlies: Examples Please"

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi
    A rover 75 from this mornings experience, I shot past one driving on a cross hatch bit which I suppose I shouldn't have done but as I went past a hand came out the window waving the ****** sign so I replied with my own sign of one finger and sped off... when I got to the traffic lights it pulled up behind me and I noticed there were 4 skinhead type scary blokes all giving me sign language and one started to get out I just did a grand prix start on green and took the back roads in for the rest of the way.
    I'd of stopped and got out too! One of the problems with IT is you miss all that human contact and those male bonding exercises.

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  • Gonzo
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    The only thing the girlies notice is what colour it is.

    I live in London and don't need a car daily so I hire one when necessary (about once or twice a year).

    The last time I got one I came back from the hire company and Mrs Gonzo asked "What have they given you?". I gave told her make and model and she said "No. What colour is it?"

    I hired one once and the person that dealt with it was female. After I'd finished all the paperwork the first thing she said was "Its this one over here. It's green!"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Real men walk everywhere or take public transport.
    I don’t live in London so that’s not an option for me, Bristol is feckin useless on that front.

    BTW SAS didn't you used to drive a Daihatsu Copen? ... I have a memory like an elephant!

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  • andy
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    Real men have Helicopters

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  • sasguru
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    Real men walk everywhere or take public transport.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    So what's a "blokes" car then?

    What car makes you a 100% Testosterone filled hetero?
    A rover 75 from this mornings experience, I shot past one driving on a cross hatch bit which I suppose I shouldn't have done but as I went past a hand came out the window waving the ****** sign so I replied with my own sign of one finger and sped off... when I got to the traffic lights it pulled up behind me and I noticed there were 4 skinhead type scary blokes all giving me sign language and one started to get out I just did a grand prix start on green and took the back roads in for the rest of the way.

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  • Denny
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    So what's a "blokes" car then?

    ?
    The bigger the turbo charge, the smaller the.....[well you can answer that one]

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  • DimPrawn
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    So what's a "blokes" car then?

    What car makes you a 100% Testosterone filled hetero?

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  • Alf W
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    Porsche Cayenne round here.

    The Audi TT as well but that's reserved for stony faced, determined career women who can't have children.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Don't have an orgasm SAS...

    http://www.godofbiscuits.com/blog/images/PinkForTwo.jpg

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  • sasguru
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    I like the new Fiat 500

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Any rag top less than 25 years old.

    BMW Z 3s and 4s
    Porsche Boxter
    Mazda MX5

    All hairdressers cars.

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  • swamp
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    Land Rover Discovery (in London)
    ditto Volvo XC90

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  • threaded
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    VW Beetle
    Volvo YCC Concept
    BMW 1 and 3 series esp. 3 cabs, Z3, Mini Cooper
    Mazda Miata
    Toyota Rav4
    Ford Focus, Ka
    Mercedes CLK55

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  • ZZZZ Snoozer
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    The Ford KA, Looks like a teapot on wheels from the side and a woman's fat @rse from the back.

    Mercedes-Benz SLK

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