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Previously on "Car Specifically Designed For Girlies: Examples Please"
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I'd of stopped and got out too! One of the problems with IT is you miss all that human contact and those male bonding exercises.
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The only thing the girlies notice is what colour it is.
I live in London and don't need a car daily so I hire one when necessary (about once or twice a year).
The last time I got one I came back from the hire company and Mrs Gonzo asked "What have they given you?". I gave told her make and model and she said "No. What colour is it?"
I hired one once and the person that dealt with it was female. After I'd finished all the paperwork the first thing she said was "Its this one over here. It's green!"
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I don’t live in London so that’s not an option for me, Bristol is feckin useless on that front.Originally posted by sasguruReal men walk everywhere or take public transport.
BTW SAS didn't you used to drive a Daihatsu Copen?
... I have a memory like an elephant!
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A rover 75 from this mornings experience, I shot past one driving on a cross hatch bit which I suppose I shouldn't have done but as I went past a hand came out the window waving the ****** sign so I replied with my own sign of one finger and sped off... when I got to the traffic lights it pulled up behind me and I noticed there were 4 skinhead type scary blokes all giving me sign language and one started to get outOriginally posted by DimPrawnSo what's a "blokes" car then?
What car makes you a 100% Testosterone filled hetero?
I just did a grand prix start on green and took the back roads in for the rest of the way.
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The bigger the turbo charge, the smaller the.....[well you can answer that one]Originally posted by DimPrawnSo what's a "blokes" car then?
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So what's a "blokes" car then?
What car makes you a 100% Testosterone filled hetero?
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Porsche Cayenne round here.
The Audi TT as well but that's reserved for stony faced, determined career women who can't have children.
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Any rag top less than 25 years old.
BMW Z 3s and 4s
Porsche Boxter
Mazda MX5
All hairdressers cars.
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VW Beetle
Volvo YCC Concept
BMW 1 and 3 series esp. 3 cabs, Z3, Mini Cooper
Mazda Miata
Toyota Rav4
Ford Focus, Ka
Mercedes CLK55
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Originally posted by KyajaeThe Ford KA, Looks like a teapot on wheels from the side and a woman's fat @rse from the back.
Mercedes-Benz SLK
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