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TheOmegaMan replied

26 March 2007, 13:17
Listen for the Jibber, and you will find it.
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sasguru replied

26 March 2007, 13:05
Find your elbow. That's your arse.
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Bagpuss replied

26 March 2007, 12:42
Sue God for giving you an arse
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Kyajae replied

26 March 2007, 12:40
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

find my @rse with both hands.

I don't have a map.

The process usually comes with an easy-to-follow instruction guide (though you'll probably need both hands to read it first).. Failing that, try the braille method and avoid dingleberries!
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Diestl replied

26 March 2007, 12:29
You are Steve McClaren and I claim £5 million pounds England Manager Salary.
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find my @rse with both hands.

I don't have a map.
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