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  • zeitghost
    replied
    Originally posted by Flubster
    Was it a turn on for you Zeity?
    Oddly enough, no... the idea of fisting a bull elephant to get my jollies has, I must admit, never previously crossed my mind...

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  • andy
    replied
    The best part was the rhino penis which has wings and opens up once inside.
    and elephant pen1s which gave someone a black eye

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  • Flubster
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    A bull elephant...

    Did anyone else watch Horizon on Tuesday...?
    Was it a turn on for you Zeity?

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Getting a semen sample from...

    Getting a semen sample from...

    A bull elephant...

    Did anyone else watch Horizon on Tuesday...?

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