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Troll replied

18 March 2007, 14:06
So hard to tell

Try the test http://www.mazafaka.ru/lol/btest/index.php

Def NSFW
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Troll replied

17 March 2007, 23:28
I hate to labour the point... but if you look at this http://website.lineone.net/~katherin...atherine13.jpg

and contrast with the shape & size in this

http://website.lineone.net/~katherin...atherine42.jpg

something is not quite right...
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wendigo100 replied

17 March 2007, 16:38
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

A twoat?

Perhaps twampersand?

Probably a Danish term of endearment.
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wendigo100 replied

17 March 2007, 16:35
Originally posted by zeitghost

Glad we've sorted that out...

Not watching the cricket, zeity? The light greens have got the dark greens in trouble...

And in the second match the other dark greens are on top.
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hyperD replied

17 March 2007, 16:23
Yes, they are real - they sag in some of her recent photos for instance and still look as big as when she was an alien.

Very nice woman...just got engaged as well by the looks of it. Lucky b'stard...
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Troll replied

16 March 2007, 19:09
def. plastic....
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Spacecadet replied

16 March 2007, 18:29
Originally posted by TheOmegaMan

Built to Adolf's specifications:

http://uk.askmen.com/women/galleries...picture-6.html

She's the only reason I tolerate my wife watching that crap
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TheOmegaMan replied

16 March 2007, 17:38
Built to Adolf's specifications:

http://uk.askmen.com/women/galleries...picture-6.html
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Troll replied

16 March 2007, 17:36
http://website.lineone.net/~katherineheiglzone/gal2.htm

Hmmm see what you mean... you sure they're not plastic?
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hyperD replied

16 March 2007, 16:25
She was in Roswell.

Top norks, I agree.
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EqualOpportunities replied

16 March 2007, 15:25
Incidentally, andrew_neil_uk, I worked with someone called Andrew Neil at Datacard - looked like a bulldog licking p1ss of a nettle - is it you?
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EqualOpportunities replied

16 March 2007, 15:23
Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk

saw this near Guildhall the other day - driver got a ticket. it was a bloke - but was driving a merc so must be a 2@

A twoat?
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BrilloPad replied

16 March 2007, 14:12
Originally posted by Kyajae

Some tw@t whose just parked their car about 4 feet from the kerb, locked up and f*cked off!. No prizes for guessing the gender of the driver.

saw this near Guildhall the other day - driver got a ticket. it was a bloke - but was driving a merc so must be a 2@
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Kyajae replied

16 March 2007, 14:09
Originally posted by Bagpuss

Soon Gay will be a Gender

So on the next census, wil they have something like:-

Gender: Males Female Gay Bisexual Paedophile Celibate, etc etc?
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Bagpuss replied

16 March 2007, 14:08
Soon Gay will be a Gender
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