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Previously on "What is it with women and IKEA?"
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Good God do you mean you are people who buy their own furniture?
You're as bad as the Heseltines
Alan Clark
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The one in Wembley is horrendous - IF you can park - the showroom has a natural flow anticlockwise around the tat as you walk in. I like walking the other way, bumping into people, avoiding screaming kids that are taking a dump on the furnitures or eating the plastic fake fruit...
...a Saturday from hell, fortunately even the wife hates going so it was a one stop wonder thank ****...
Dispaired at two kids who tried to turn on the plastic LCD fake telly...and cried when their chav production machine shouted at them it was a fake...
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Luckily my wife has good taste and would not be seen dead in IKEA.
Tat for Chavs.
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Originally posted by KyajaeMy missus has just decided to drive 43 (yes 43!) miles to the nearest IKEA store and the only thing certain is that when she comes back, I'll be poorer for the experience and my bloody lounge will look even moe like something from LegoLand.
Retail therapy, my @rse!
I might rent myself out offering to take care of peoples wives and take them to IKEA so they can spend cash on useles crap.
My fees are exactly the same as what they spend
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Originally posted by zeitghostHaving watched that prog about food on 5 last night, you really really really don't want to know what a lingonberry is...
Whatever it is...
And the meatballs will be worse...
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mmmm ikea
go there on a sunday to buy a picture frame
spend five hours stuck behind what seems to be a family day out - you have granny and the kids maybe the kids bring some friends - oh don't forget to chuck in old Aunt Mabel as well
it is a firkin furniture shop not a goddam family day out
dirty chavs
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Originally posted by zeitghostHaving watched that prog about food on 5 last night, you really really really don't want to know what a lingonberry is...
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But it's a fruit. What can possibly be yuk about it?
tim
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They do delicious meatballs with lingonberry jam!
(whatever a lingonberry is).
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What is it with women and IKEA?
My missus has just decided to drive 43 (yes 43!) miles to the nearest IKEA store and the only thing certain is that when she comes back, I'll be poorer for the experience and my bloody lounge will look even moe like something from LegoLand.
Retail therapy, my @rse!Tags: None
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