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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The builder is her son.

    So she only waited about 5 or 6 years.
    I thought all contractors lived in detached mansions

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Yes!
    Righto.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Sally we all know you are Cowboy Bob

    You better not have a bloody ID that I actually like, else I'll have to wash 10 times a day for a month.

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  • Numptycorner
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    Sally we all know you are Cowboy Bob

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Thers's nothing like a sweaty fat person. But why is it their sweat smells like urine?

    Someone must know!

    How many ID's does bagpuss have?!!!

    Someone must know!

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  • Numptycorner
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    Thers's nothing like a sweaty fat person. But why is it their sweat smells like urine?

    Someone must know!

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    so a real man has to have a fat gut I assume?
    Yes!

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Her next door has the builders in...

    Knock knock, hammer hamer hammer.

    I'm going out for a walk.
    Jesus, he's lucky. Did he have to frog match the guy there at the point of a gun.



    tim

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Who wants an athletic body?! Give me a real man any day of the week!
    so a real man has to have a fat gut I assume?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Ah, but you know who they are, so, at least as old as you!

    here you go sally

    http://www.keepscotlandbeautiful.org...Bbumposter.jpg



    Now THAT'S a propper bloke

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  • Numptycorner
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    Ah, but you know who they are, so, at least as old as you!

    here you go sally

    http://www.keepscotlandbeautiful.org...Bbumposter.jpg

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    I reckon Stan Ogden would be up your street, or Eddie Yates

    Jesus - how old are you?!

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    I reckon Stan Ogden would be up your street, or Eddie Yates
    Or Mr Creosote!

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  • Numptycorner
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Who wants an athletic body?! Give me a real man any day of the week!
    I reckon Stan Ogden would be up your street, or Eddie Yates

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Yeah buildres are renown for their athletic bodies

    Who wants an athletic body?! Give me a real man any day of the week!

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