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Previously on "Anyone on here ever been whipped on the bum with a scented bootlace ?"
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Originally posted by ChurchillDarling, you're priceless.
Just how does a wildebeast howl?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.
Just how does a wildebeast howl?
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Originally posted by freakydancerI think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.
Did you put in a thumd recce yourself freakyD?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.
Now look what you did - you made me spill my coffee and everyone around me thinks I'm mad as a hatter coz I guffaw to myself.
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a thumb is a bit much isn't it??? she sounds like a east end kind of girl!
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Originally posted by freakydancerI think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.
You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.
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Originally posted by The FarmerYou fecking loved it
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Originally posted by freakydancerA bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.
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Originally posted by freakydancerA bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.
You fecking loved it
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistI havn't
But I did once go out with a bird who said 'I bet you have a very firm hand'
took several hints before I realised she wanted to be beaten like a gong. Very scarey in a horney sort of way.
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