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Previously on "Anyone ever been chased by a stalker"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    El Duder's gone v. quiet these days. Perhaps a stalker in his life would do him good?...
    He's too busy stalking...

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    Anything you want to tell us about the marmalade? Actually feckit - that's great marmalade, any jars left?
    Arghh, I've said too much!

    Thanks again, realityhack and, yes, I have got a couple left. I'll launch a new thread about it. After all, why not? We haven't had a food thread for a while.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    If you mean hand relief, then yes.

    Anything you want to tell us about the marmalade? Actually feckit - that's great marmalade, any jars left?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    I've always attracted women on the 'bonkers' side of life.
    You mean there are other kinds? They kept THAT fooking quiet!!

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    If you mean hand relief, then yes.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    That must be quite a relief for you...
    If you mean hand relief, then yes.

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  • Swamp Thing
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    El Duder's gone v. quiet these days. Perhaps a stalker in his life would do him good?...

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    When you're as ugly as I am, acquiring a stalker is not a worry that keeps me up at night.

    That must be quite a relief for you...

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  • Lucifer Box
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    When you're as ugly as I am, acquiring a stalker is not a worry that keeps me up at night.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Too much thinknig Sal - ain't good for you...

    Its these 5:30 starts- I'm like the walking brain dead!

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Aren't all donkey's 3 legged?

    Oh no, sorry I'm thinknig of 5.

    Too much thinknig Sal - ain't good for you...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Oh yes. Three legged ones, apparently
    Aren't all donkey's 3 legged?

    Oh no, sorry I'm thinknig of 5.

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    What, of picking donkeys?
    Oh yes. Three legged ones, apparently

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Of course... I've had a look for Don't Eat Yellowsnow, bit it ain't running... Back to yesterday's method...

    What, of picking donkeys?

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne


    You were quick there!
    Of course... I've had a look for Don't Eat Yellowsnow, bit it ain't running... Back to yesterday's method...

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