C4 news done a feature on it last night, to achieve the targets you would need to:
1. Ditch the car
2. Get rid of all electrical appliances
3. Change all of your light bulbs
4. Lose the central heating
5. Have no foreign holidays
Basically anything that is essential, fun or functional has to go so it’s back to the caves boys whilst China, India and the USA will carry on as before.
Edit: oops just noticed this has been posted in another thread.
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Previously on "How to achieve Gordon's 60% cut in CO2 by 2050"
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Limit either by war,famine or disease all those pesky little third worlders reproduction rates
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How to achieve Gordon's 60% cut in CO2 by 2050
1. Lockdown the tax system so it's just bot worth being a contractor anymore even if your a Ltd Co.; then
2. Get rid of all those power-hungry computers, server, switches, tera-stations, printers, etc, etc, etc because they must contribute far more warm air than politicians do; then
3. All those irritating little IT workers will loose their jobs to the chinks or bungawallas who'll just carryone regardless pumping out CO2; which means
4. All those umemployed and unemployable IT workers will rapidly plumb into poverty, mental ill health and suicide; the consequences of which will be
5. The Government saves a shed load of money on benefits pension pay-outs; and all because
6. It's our ******* fault that Government IT projects go rapidly tits-up when the truth is that what politicians and civil servants know about IT could be written on the back of a postage stamp (in wax crayon); nevertheless
7. The Government will have it's revenge on IT.
All very simple really. You might think I'm paranoid, but frankly they all say that! I tell you people, it's a bloody conspiracy!Tags: None
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