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[_V_]

on holiday today! The wife and little are flying off for four weeks to visit the relatives today! yay! Don't mind the wife leaving - but will miss the little guy (I miss him during the day nevermind four weeks!).

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

Pot Noodle and a wank.

HTH

[lukemg]

Make the most of it is my advice, get in touch with a few of the lads (you should have done this already !) arrange a few nights out. Enjoy the fact that you don't have to discuss what you are doing with anyone else for a few weeks. Go to the footy, play golf, afternoon lash-up, all the things that take up half a day and are difficult to get a pass-out for.
Go away for the weekend to visit mates your missus doesn't like etc.
I am not free at weekends so try to cram loads in during the week to compensate.
They will be back before you know it, just like a break between work, try to enjoy it !

[Buffoon]

Naw... make sure the house is spotless, all the washing & ironing is done for when she comes back. I guarantee she will wonder wtf is going on and think you've been up to no good

You’ve just reminded me. That really did happen to me once. I was never sure if she didn’t trust me or disappointed that I could look myself and the flat on my own.

[monkeyboy]

Leave a ginger lady's pube in the bottom of the bed.

Time to discover? 12 seconds after walking through the door...

Is that from experience???

[lilelvis2000]

Firstly slightly move all of the furniture. Not enough to be obvious but just enough to make it look a bit odd.

Then proceed to stick bits of cork under the table legs to make it taller, again not too much but a bit.

Try and get all of the house furniture to be at slightly different angels.

When she comes back it will bug the hell out of her as she can’t put a finger on what’s different!

The furniture will all be forsale come saturday. Anybody need a rock-hard leather settee in dark brown - its kinda mens club/lawyer style of settee? Comes with two matching chairs.

[hyperD]

Leave a ginger lady's pube in the bottom of the bed.

Time to discover? 12 seconds after walking through the door...

[lilelvis2000]

I'd invite everyone up - but me thinks you'd get to watford and be afraid of going further - and turn back.

[Swiss Tony]

Firstly slightly move all of the furniture. Not enough to be obvious but just enough to make it look a bit odd.

Then proceed to stick bits of cork under the table legs to make it taller, again not too much but a bit.

Try and get all of the house furniture to be at slightly different angels.

When she comes back it will bug the hell out of her as she can’t put a finger on what’s different!

[Troll]

Live like a pig make a mess
Drink like there's no tomorrow,
beer for the breakfast
hit the town and go bird hunting

Naw... make sure the house is spotless, all the washing & ironing is done for when she comes back. I guarantee she will wonder wtf is going on and think you've been up to no good

[andy]

Live like a pig make a mess
Drink like there's no tomorrow,
beer for the breakfast
hit the town and go bird hunting

[hyperD]

Eat duck liver pate off a quivering dwarfs belly and pretend you're at one of Freddy Mercury's outrageous parties.

[gingerjedi]

My wife goes to America with work for a week every quarter, I just go to bed later masturbate more and eat strange combinations for dinner, I think to myself that this is what my life would be like if I was single and always look forward to her coming back!

[freakydancer]

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

Have an affair.

Go on - you know it makes sense.

[Buffoon]

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

Work on giving her grounds to be the ex-nagging wife.

[Paddy]

on holiday today! The wife and little are flying off for four weeks to visit the relatives today! yay! Don't mind the wife leaving - but will miss the little guy (I miss him during the day nevermind four weeks!).

Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?

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