My late lunch

[Jawz .]

I caught my wife having a piss in the toilet the other day - it was like a scene out of War of the Worlds - she was hovering over the toilet blasting a yellow death ray of urine into the bowl armed with huge wads of trailing loopaper in both hands.

A scene I'll never forget...

Beauty!

[SallyAnne]

who says that quality of posts is going down lately

yep - they've gone right down the can

[andy]

who says that quality of posts is going down lately

[Churchill]

Yeah - and that's why you bloke all have skid marks all over the place, cause yous just leave your tulip hanging there!!
Yous are utter mingers!!
Take the time to clean the area properly people - even if if does mean using half the roll!!!!!

Kiss my arse?

[DimPrawn]

Nice. Such classy people here.

[hyperD]

I caught my wife having a piss in the toilet the other day - it was like a scene out of War of the Worlds - she was hovering over the toilet blasting a yellow death ray of urine into the bowl armed with huge wads of trailing loopaper in both hands.

A scene I'll never forget...

[SallyAnne]

That's probably because the girlie wiping technique is to wind half the roll round their hand each time. Most guys just take two or three sheets and fold them. (Not that I'm an expert, mind - at other peoples' technique anyway )

Yeah - and that's why you bloke all have skid marks all over the place, cause yous just leave your tulip hanging there!!
Yous are utter mingers!!
Take the time to clean the area properly people - even if if does mean using half the roll!!!!!

[OwlHoot]

"Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days."

Unlike you SA we like to go in small dumps. I think you may find thats why you're toilet is always blocked.

That's probably because the girlie wiping technique is to wind half the roll round their hand each time. Most guys just take two or three sheets and fold them. (Not that I'm an expert, mind - at other peoples' technique anyway )

[SallyAnne]

"Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days."

Unlike you SA we like to go in small dumps. I think you may find thats why you're toilet is always blocked.

How small are we talking? Cadbury's miniatures small? Milky Way small?

I dont do like thick curly wurly sized ones! They're more like mars bars.

Ewwww, why the frick are we talking about this?!! - think I've just put myself off chocolate forever

[MarillionFan]

"Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days."

Unlike you SA we like to go in small dumps. I think you may find thats why you're toilet is always blocked.

[EqualOpportunities]

This is a fact I only learnt about you fellas recently - that yous poo loads of times a day!

I think the average is 4 EO - you might want to get yourself checked out...sounds like you have a blockage

Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days.

Ahhh - its nice to share these things eh?

Charming

[SallyAnne]

This is a fact I only learnt about you fellas recently - that yous poo loads of times a day!

I think the average is 4 EO - you might want to get yourself checked out...sounds like you have a blockage

Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days.

Ahhh - its nice to share these things eh?

[EqualOpportunities]

you gonna wait until tomorrow to poo it out then?

what a strange thing to want to do.

mind you i did try that once at glastonbury (the loos were a shocking state) until i was more afeared of the inevitable mess in my trousers...

I managed three days at V2000 which is amazing, considering I average at least two (paid) dumps per day

[DS23]

you gonna wait until tomorrow to poo it out then?

what a strange thing to want to do.

mind you i did try that once at glastonbury (the loos were a shocking state) until i was more afeared of the inevitable mess in my trousers...

[AtW]

... will not be revealed today.