yeah, that's true....
cats only live about 12 years
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Previously on "Are you free Mr Humphries?"
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"I wanna know what happened to Mrs Slocombe's pussy."
I don't - presumably it has well passed its sell by date and is covered in cob webs now.
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I thought he was straight...
I'm sure I heard an radio interview where he went on about how his 'campness' was a mask and he used it to woo the ladies.
But his Obit says his partner of 35 years was called Ron!
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Originally posted by sparklelardYou just can't do comedy like that any more:
Bit like Morecambe and Wise sitting in bed together...
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My Kids loved the re-runs of are you being served.
You just can't do comedy like that any more:
Get your hands of my pussy Mr Humphries
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Aye, saw him in panto in Woking a few years ago (as the dame of course). Still going strong..and getting the audience to call 'I'm free' whenever he appeared.
I wanna know what happened to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.
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