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Previously on "Disturbing dreams"

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  • DimPrawn
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    That dream must define "bumping uglies"

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  • BoredBloke
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    "He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful "

    When planets collide!

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  • Jawz .
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful
    Don't mention violence against women you'll get banned!

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  • andy
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful
    I bet you both were fighting for pies. Next time let him have them.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Intense feeling of boredom and suffocation by a massive object? Look, luv, that's not a sex dream, it's a nightmare.
    He didn't suffocate me...but he was quite forceful

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Following on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...
    Intense feeling of boredom and suffocation by a massive object? Look, luv, that's not a sex dream, it's a nightmare.

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  • TheOmegaMan
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    I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

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  • BoredBloke
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    Hung like a donkey?

    How do you hang a donkey? That's cruel

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Hung like a donkey?

    She was certainly quite meaty

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Betty
    That’s strange, had the same dream, plenty of pussies
    Hmmm - in my dream that was something you didn't have

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    A have great fun with lucid dreams, they don’t happen very often because my subconscious tends to fight back a pull me in the land of nod again.
    Apart from the expected dream control in screwing who you want the best dream I had was when I dreamt I was at the top of the stairs in the house and I realised I was dreaming. In order to prove it to myself I decided to levitate, I levitated down the stairs and around the rooms, it was only when I levitated out in the road that the dream became too much to handle and I woke up.. Has anyone else had lucid dreams?
    Yep there are books on how to induce them, It doesn't happen very often but it really is amazing when you're sort of conscious yet still asleep and can do whatever you want, the best ones though… and it makes me cringe to say this... involve sex of some sort!

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  • Betty
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Following on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...I had a dream about Betty last night!!!!
    That’s strange, had the same dream, plenty of pussies

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  • Paddy
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    A have great fun with lucid dreams, they don’t happen very often because my subconscious tends to fight back a pull me in the land of nod again.
    Apart from the expected dream control in screwing who you want the best dream I had was when I dreamt I was at the top of the stairs in the house and I realised I was dreaming. In order to prove it to myself I decided to levitate, I levitated down the stairs and around the rooms, it was only when I levitated out in the road that the dream became too much to handle and I woke up.. Has anyone else had lucid dreams?

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Following on from my sex dream about Threaded the other week...I had a dream about Betty last night!!!!
    I went to bed with a problematic sex dream and woke up with a solution on my chest.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Imagine what he'd done if the thought she'd booked him a test drive in a Toyota Avensis!

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