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Previously on "on the bench.... a diary"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    That may be true Churchill , but you are the type that would still use the News of the World even though there was a bidet in the bathroom.
    Only after I'd used it for me chips!

    Churchill - In "Doing his bit for the environment" mode!

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  • DodgyAgent
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill
    I am.
    That may be true Churchill , but you are the type that would still use the News of the World even though there was a bidet in the bathroom.

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  • milanbenes
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    i have to thank MS for one thing

    i'd be fecked without MS's ctrl-c and ctrl-v

    Milan.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Flubster
    All M$ technology is noddy, even if you 'think' you are bleeding edge.
    I've written my own operating system.

    Churchill - In "!Threaded" mode!

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  • DimPrawn
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    M$ bleeding edge: You are using it and Service Pack 5 is not yet available.

    HTH

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  • Flubster
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    All M$ technology is noddy, even if you 'think' you are bleeding edge.

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    Give the guy a break. It is not as if you lot are at the cutting edge of technology is it?

    I am.

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  • milanbenes
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    it's all in good fun

    Kramer, all the best with your contract search

    I was on the bench 8 weeks in 2002, was not fun

    Milan.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    Give the guy a break. It is not as if you lot are at the cutting edge of technology is it?
    I am. Which is why Denmark is at the forefront of eGov.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by milanbenes
    you noody boyz doing noddy ms scripting for noddy sme companies crack me up

    leave the enterprise level work to us pro's

    nice one

    Milan.
    Give the guy a break. It is not as if you lot are at the cutting edge of technology is it?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by kramer
    **bows head and walks backwards scattering petals at milans feet**
    Be careful you don't back into Milan's imaginary swimming pool.

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  • kramer
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    Originally posted by milanbenes
    you noody boyz doing noddy ms scripting for noddy sme companies crack me up

    leave the enterprise level work to us pro's

    nice one

    Milan.

    **bows head and walks backwards scattering petals at milans feet**

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  • milanbenes
    replied
    you noody boyz doing noddy ms scripting for noddy sme companies crack me up

    leave the enterprise level work to us pro's

    nice one

    Milan.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by kramer
    Fancied afew weeks at home... probably gonna regret tha as a few turn to a lot more....

    I'm a vb and sql kinda guy..... like most people i guess...
    don't tell me, VB6 and SQL 7 kinda guy.

    And now shock horror, only 15 years later, the work is drying up.

    If you are M$ jockey, you have to be bleeding edge to survive long term. Last years technology is already in India.


    I was on the bench once. Worst afternoon of my life, I can tell you.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by kramer
    well today is officially day 2

    got o get the cars electrics sorted (faulty sensors)
    pick up dry cleaning
    meet friend in manchester for lunch
    do accounts(booooooooo)

    oh and get a contract..come on pimps do your worst!

    wish the sciatica would go so i could hit the gym!!!

    who else is benched at the mo?
    You have sciatica in the hamstrings?

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