Them wimmin wot don't know...

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Churchill replied

26 February 2007, 13:04
Originally posted by zeitghost

Indeed.

The difference being that this lump started bawling its head off...

How does her boyfriend square the fact that the baby's black and they're both white?
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Jawz replied

26 February 2007, 12:55
Originally posted by zeitghost

Indeed.

The difference being that this lump started bawling its head off...
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Jawz replied

26 February 2007, 11:54
They had some woman in the paper a few years ago, they found this massive growth inside her weighing 35kgs. She had no idea it was there and just thought she had put on heaps of weight.
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BoredBloke replied

24 February 2007, 09:04
Apparantly if a woman hits 'size of an elephant' proportions it is quite common for her periods to stop. So if she is a porker that could explain part of this. Also, it is harder to notice the bump a developing kid makes if you are already the EU butter mountain with feet.
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Cowboy Bob replied

24 February 2007, 00:15
Originally posted by zeitghost

The ex-daughter-in-law of my next door neighbour has just achieved this remarkable feat at 40...

Despite having had 2 kids previously it apparently all came as a big surprise...

I wonder who the father is then, 'cos it certainly isn't the husband if she's in that much denial - you can understand if teenagers don't realise why their periods have stopped (or maybe not even started), but a 40 year old?
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wendigo100 replied

23 February 2007, 23:53
I bet she's a porker then.
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zeitghost started a topic Them wimmin wot don't know...

23 February 2007, 18:13
Them wimmin wot don't know...

that they're pregnant...

Until their waters break...

The ex-daughter-in-law of my next door neighbour has just achieved this remarkable feat at 40...

Despite having had 2 kids previously it apparently all came as a big surprise...

Baby daughter is doing well apparently.
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