Originally posted by n5gooner
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**** knows mate - there was some poetry on the Valentines Poetry thread I think...
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It's what life is all about!! Get your money, then spend it having fun!Originally posted by n5goonerwell done man !
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which thread ??Originally posted by freakydancerAlready have on a different thread.
To cut a long story short, got pissed, got chatting to a 19year old pissed up little minx, went back to her place, did what had to be done, left, will never hear from her again.
Luckily, I'm a shallow b*stard, so was quite happy with the deal.
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well done man !Originally posted by freakydancerGet yourself up to the toon. Who needs love when there are horny little 19 year old tarts on tap?
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I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.....Originally posted by el duderuntil she tracks you down with a little un running around saying 'daddy' ....'daddy'...
hahahaha
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Originally posted by freakydancerAlready have on a different thread.
To cut a long story short, got pissed, got chatting to a 19year old pissed up little minx, went back to her place, did what had to be done, left, will never hear from her again.
Luckily, I'm a shallow b*stard, so was quite happy with the deal.
until she tracks you down with a little un running around saying 'daddy' ....'daddy'...
hahahaha
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Already have on a different thread.Originally posted by el dudercome on then tell all...
To cut a long story short, got pissed, got chatting to a 19year old pissed up little minx, went back to her place, did what had to be done, left, will never hear from her again.
Luckily, I'm a shallow b*stard, so was quite happy with the deal.
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Originally posted by freakydancerOh yes.
come on then tell all...
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Oh yes.Originally posted by el duderdid you get any love up there then?
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did you get any love up there then?Originally posted by freakydancerGet yourself up to the toon. Who needs love when there are horny little 19 year old tarts on tap?
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Get yourself up to the toon. Who needs love when there are horny little 19 year old tarts on tap?
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yaaaawnOriginally posted by el duderyo.
im back.
yaaaawn.
Indeed.
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