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  • Board Game Geek
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    Indeed, and the State (supported by tax-payers money, I'll hasten to add) make the get up the duff and get a house strategy all too attractive for some.

    I'd personally like to see my taxes uplift the lower salaries of those in work, providing they stay in work and contribute something back (eg taxes), rather than support those who can't be bothered to work and rely on handouts.

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  • Stan
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    You are right Board Game Geek, the housing isn't that great though. Still there is the odd council house in a quiet leafy area.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by Paddy
    Where you a naughty piggy as well?
    uh huh

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    There's still bite marks in the pillow. And yes I squealed like a pig(*) happy now?



    *Deliverance
    More, more - tell us more.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    There's still bite marks in the pillow. And yes I squealed like a pig(*) happy now?



    *Deliverance
    Where you a naughty piggy as well?

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I relly dont want to know!!

    There's still bite marks in the pillow. And yes I squealed like a pig(*) happy now?



    *Deliverance

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The real question, SA, is whether his girlfriend has used the strap on yet...
    Is it the 5th amendment? Is that applicable in this country? If so I might use it.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The real question, SA, is whether his girlfriend has used the strap on yet...
    I relly dont want to know!!

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I dont know what pfft means - I'm not down with the funky kids.
    It's ok i was just being stupido. I think I overdid it last night. I'm going to do no work today I think. Thank jesus and all his followers for the internet.

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  • jh0711
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    It takes two to get pregnant. I note the lack of blame and responsibility on the male.
    only takes 1 to lie about being on the pill

    the sooner blokes can get a reliable easy contraceptive method which does not involve stick the old fella in a rubber glove (or crisp bag as the chavs use!!) the better

    then we can run around getting our nuts off too our hearts content (obviously except for the std's so maybe the rubber glove/crisp bag method is a good idea?)

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    AndyW? Pfft.
    I dont know what pfft means - I'm not down with the funky kids.

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Who is this guy?!!!

    Jaws - are you AndyW that everyone keeps talking about?
    AndyW? Pfft.

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  • NoddY
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    Maybe when you're told you're a piece of sh1t all your life you respond in kind?

    Or maybe they want someone to love and be loved because no one else will?

    Or maybe it's a survival strategy to get a roof over your head because slaving your guts out as a cleaner won't do it?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Jawz
    I'm not gay but I'll suck u off because I'm trying to be wacky.
    Who is this guy?!!!

    Jaws - are you AndyW that everyone keeps talking about?

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  • Jawz
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    Originally posted by jh0711
    hey jawz it was a good effort but lets be honest pretty weak even for a friday afternoon!

    I know. I did 'work drinks' last night vodka redbulls all night.They rot my brain, I feel (and look) like Stephen Hawkins. I'm trying to write a script and can't remember what comes after Dim.I'm going to f**k the cleaner tonight.

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