A hyperD artery buster: homemade crisps:-
Thinly slice peeled maris piper potatoes
Deep fry in duck or goose fat
Sprinkle with Maldon sea salt and lightly fried rosemary and garlic
Followed by 20mg of atorvastatin calcium...
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10 pints kills me these days, 6 is about my limitOriginally posted by gingerjediThere's a guy that drinks in my local, every day he goes in there straight from work (Threaded) drinks 10 pints and when the pub is about to shut he fills a carrier bag with nuts and crisps for his tea, not long for this world me thinks!
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There's a guy that drinks in my local, every day he goes in there straight from work (labourer) drinks 10 pints and when the pub is about to shut he fills a carrier bag with nuts and crisps for his tea, not long for this world me thinks!
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A gallon over a year is 10ml a day which is 2 teaspoonsOriginally posted by DimPrawnhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5367822.stm
Half of UK children "drink" almost five litres of cooking oil every year as a result of their pack-a-day crisp habit, experts warn.
Nearly a fifth of children eat two packets of crisps per day, says the British Heart Foundation.
Enjoy your gallon of cooking oil folks.
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pork scratching and a pint, work it off with some hard staring at the busty barmaid.
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Monster munch spicy.
Whilst in Germany I discovered "erdnuss flips" which I have a serious addiction to.
They are like cheesy whatsits, but peanut flavoured.
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That's nothing - you should see the state of my lungs!!Originally posted by DimPrawnYour heart must look like a 1KG pack of economy lard.
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Cheers DP!Originally posted by DimPrawnhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5367822.stm
Half of UK children "drink" almost five litres of cooking oil every year as a result of their pack-a-day crisp habit, experts warn.
Nearly a fifth of children eat two packets of crisps per day, says the British Heart Foundation.
Enjoy your gallon of cooking oil folks.
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And the rest... I eat chips as well!Originally posted by DimPrawnEnjoy your gallon of cooking oil folks.
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I will mate - thanks!!Originally posted by DimPrawnhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5367822.stm
Half of UK children "drink" almost five litres of cooking oil every year as a result of their pack-a-day crisp habit, experts warn.
Nearly a fifth of children eat two packets of crisps per day, says the British Heart Foundation.
Enjoy your gallon of cooking oil folks.
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