I bet Paul Daniels couldn’t do this.. - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

ZZZZ Snoozer replied

21 February 2007, 09:57
Originally posted by Paddy

Daddy, what's dialup? But daddy, telephones don't have dials.

Very good, have you explained "Luddite" to your kids as I bet it isn't part of their History course.
Leave a comment:
Paddy replied

21 February 2007, 09:46
Originally posted by ZZZZ Snoozer

NSFD - Not suitable for dialup - many hours to download, gave up after 30 mins.

Daddy, what's dialup? But daddy, telephones don't have dials.
Leave a comment:
ZZZZ Snoozer replied

21 February 2007, 09:11
Originally posted by scooterscot

well perhaps he could but I don’t want to picture it

Admin Note: This was posted on here a while ago and is most seriously NSFW

NSFW http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1JwtmHDE933261Tnb NSFW

NSFD - Not suitable for dialup - many hours to download, gave up after 30 mins.
Leave a comment:
Spacecadet replied

21 February 2007, 00:13
Originally posted by A shed load of Daleks

... but how does she do it?

without wanting to sound like a magic geek it is pretty obvious when she stuffs it else where
Leave a comment:
A shed load of Daleks replied

20 February 2007, 23:52
... but how does she do it?
Leave a comment:
Spacecadet replied

20 February 2007, 23:30
ok, definitely not sticky vicky or daughter
Leave a comment:
The Lone Gunman replied

20 February 2007, 12:53
Is this the canadian female magician with only one trick?

Saw it ages ago. Brilliant.

Dare not look whilst at work. Will check later.
Leave a comment:
Lucy replied

20 February 2007, 12:29
Yuk !
Leave a comment:
Spacecadet replied

20 February 2007, 11:45
Originally posted by Churchill

"Sticky Vicky"?

I believe <ahem> her daughter has taken over now.

I should hope so too, Vicky was approaching retirement age when I saw her

What disturbed me most about the show was the number of English family's there with young kids under 10.
Leave a comment:
Churchill replied

20 February 2007, 11:34
Originally posted by Spacecadet

from the sounds of things, i saw this act live when i was in benidorm for 2 weeks after finishing my A levels 11 years ago.
I'll check and confirm when i get home tonight

"Sticky Vicky"?

I believe <ahem> her daughter has taken over now.
Leave a comment:
Buffoon replied

20 February 2007, 11:32
http://www.ursulamartinez.com/

Get reviews on all the 'arts' sites/newspapers. She was at the Barbican last year.

So it must be safe for work.
Leave a comment:
Spacecadet replied

20 February 2007, 11:22
from the sounds of things, i saw this act live when i was in benidorm for 2 weeks after finishing my A levels 11 years ago.
I'll check and confirm when i get home tonight
Leave a comment:
scooterscot replied

20 February 2007, 11:14
well i thought twice about posting this but then who does this in front of such a large crowd? Obviously not the alberty hall
Leave a comment:
Sockpuppet replied

20 February 2007, 03:37
Why is it only ugly women seem to be willing to take thier clothes off. I mean she was a bit manly.
Leave a comment:
hyperD replied

20 February 2007, 00:44
I can't believe the pause icon covered her muff...

Very disappointing in lieu of a knuckle shuffle...
Leave a comment: