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[Bagpuss]

I think he's trying to hard to be a Pirates of the Caribean look/sound alike.

He's about as funny as syphilis!

Churchill - In "perhaps I'm getting old" mode!

I think he's modelling his accent on Jack Wilds "The Artful Dodger"

The Artful Dodger: What's to happen to the likes of me? Just trying to make a dishonest living for himself.

[realityhack]

Carved up with a Katana whist presenting live TV

Brilliant - imaginative, and the Katana adds a touch of style. I like your thinking.

[Churchill]

I think he's trying to hard to be a Pirates of the Caribean look/sound alike.

He's about as funny as syphilis!

Churchill - In "perhaps I'm getting old" mode!

[bangface]

went to see him last night....

really funny... but the whole things was like a massive speed date for him..

the lasses love him...

he wasn't nearly as irritating as i was expecting though...

I've been a fan of his for years. He did a great show on tv about 5 years ago or so called Re:Brand, which was hilarious, not to mention completely off the wall. In one episode he got off with a pensioner on Brighton Beach and wrestled with the bald champ of a gay man in the toilet of a pub in another....LMAO, George eat your heart out!!!

[The Lone Gunman]

Agreed - I'll take up this particular assassination brief, unless he's already one of TLG's targets. I'll go for messy, public, statement.
Or we could lock him in a room with a rutting rhino.

Had he been on my target list he would be noteable by his absence.

Public and messy would be very good. Carved up with a Katana whist presenting live TV, now there is a statement. Getting away would be even more impressive.

[CptFantastic]

Agreed - I'll take up this particular assassination brief, unless he's already one of TLG's targets. I'll go for messy, public, statement.
Or we could lock him in a room with a rutting rhino.

Rutting Rhino, a.k.a. the Women's Wrestling Champion, a.k.a. Ann Widdecombe?

[realityhack]

Can't stand him...he's a disgrace to male chauvanism, homosexuality, the cow (for all the leather he wears), the animals that were used to test his hair products on, and the cleaner that has to wash the sheets after he's spewed all over that ugly black lady's face from Big Brother....Namke or Famke or Judke, whatever her name is.

I'd begin the assassination attempt planning, was it not for the fact that I'm currently working on Ross Noble's...

Agreed - I'll take up this particular assassination brief, unless he's already one of TLG's targets. I'll go for messy, public, statement.
Or we could lock him in a room with a rutting rhino.

[CptFantastic]

Can't stand him...he's a disgrace to male chauvanism, homosexuality, the cow (for all the leather he wears), the animals that were used to test his hair products on, and the cleaner that has to wash the sheets after he's spewed all over that ugly black lady's face from Big Brother....Namke or Famke or Judke, whatever her name is.

I'd begin the assassination attempt planning, was it not for the fact that I'm currently working on Ross Noble's...

[kramer]

yeah he does quite a bit of atnd up.... a lot of its improv too....

lots of girs there... seems like camp pirates are in these days!!!!

[Jawz]

went to see him last night....

really funny... but the whole things was like a massive speed date for him..

the lasses love him...

he wasn't nearly as irritating as i was expecting though...

You went to see him? Does he do stand up? I saw him at the Brit awards and thought he was very natural and did a good job. He needs to tone down his campness and his sort of cockney/pirate accent, got a bit wearing after a while.

[kramer]

went to see him last night....

really funny... but the whole things was like a massive speed date for him..

the lasses love him...

he wasn't nearly as irritating as i was expecting though...