Pen1s stapling!

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Fishface replied

15 February 2007, 14:41
cut off your prepuce dip it in bread crumbs, fry it, and take it to KFC and complain
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Phoenix replied

15 February 2007, 14:31
Originally posted by Francko

See Denny...... if it was a woman she would have had already got plenty of useful tips.

Your NOT a woman?
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Francko replied

15 February 2007, 14:28
See Denny...... if it was a woman she would have had already got plenty of useful tips.
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BrilloPad replied

15 February 2007, 14:23
Originally posted by Francko

Has anyone had any kind of pen1s surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lad and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a cond0m size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

Anyone had any experience in this area?

You have mixed inheritance and composition. You aren't composed of a big dick - you are one.
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reformation replied

15 February 2007, 14:11
Originally posted by Francko

Has anyone had any kind of pen1s surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lad and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a cond0m size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

Anyone had any experience in this area?

A large penis you may have but it's a shame it's growing from your forehead.
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Francko started a topic Pen1s stapling!

15 February 2007, 14:05
Pen1s stapling!

Has anyone had any kind of pen1s surgery? Either stapling, or that band thingy? Or do yous know anyone who has?

I'm seriously considerring it. I'm happy being a big lad and that, but I keep growing. I cant stay in a cond0m size for more than 6 months, and I'm starting to think I need drastic help.

Anyone had any experience in this area?
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