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Originally posted by SallyAnneWas she expecting a ring?
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxCan we not just say, "my partner was menstruating"?
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Originally posted by freakydancerThe water would have looked like that scene from "Psycho"
I think she just didn't want a shag - what had you dont to upset her Luke? Was she expecting a ring?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI still dont understand why they didn't shag to be honest. Yous could have done it in the shower!
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I still dont understand why they didn't shag to be honest. Yous could have done it in the shower!
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Originally posted by SockpuppetCrystal.
Never heard the liverpool are playing at home though. Can't you just say she's on the blob.
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Originally posted by SockpuppetDogs are great chicks dig them. I usually offer to take my mates pooch for a walk when its warm as he is a chick magnet. I tulip you not at least 10 - 20 women will all want to come and pet him.
Fisking puppy getting the attention.
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I used to work in a flower shop so Valentines day used to be a curious mixture of your worst nightmare come true combined with a massive money making opportunity.
Just relieved to be out of it and no expenditure spent in the Lucifer household. Just another day.
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Originally posted by lukemgOk, she had the painters in, any clearer ?
Never heard the liverpool are playing at home though. Can't you just say she's on the blob.
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Dogs are great chicks dig them. I usually offer to take my mates pooch for a walk when its warm as he is a chick magnet. I tulip you not at least 10 - 20 women will all want to come and pet him.
Fisking puppy getting the attention.
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V-Day Crap
Card. £10
Flowers. £35
Nice food from organic shop for home mea.l £40
Sick puppies diarroea all over flat. 52p (1 whole role of roller towel)
Taxi to and from vet. £12
Emergency vetinary care for the mutt. £70!!
Valentines day being fcuked up by crapping puppy. Priceless
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Originally posted by freakydancerAh, blow-job week!
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