Reply to: Valentines Day...

[Diestl]

Or my personal fave:

'Russia has invaded the south'...

What about : New Labour are in my constituency.

[Diestl]

Was she expecting a ring?

Bit much to ask for a simple shag.

[ratewhore]

Or my personal fave:

'Russia has invaded the south'...

[OwlHoot]

Can we not just say, "my partner was menstruating"?

Can't we just say the redcoats are on the march?

[PRC1964]

Girlfriend on the blob?
She'd better use her gob!

/Confucius

[SallyAnne]

The water would have looked like that scene from "Psycho"

Well they could have done it with the lights off and a few candles around! There are ways and means!

I think she just didn't want a shag - what had you dont to upset her Luke? Was she expecting a ring?

[freakydancer]

I still dont understand why they didn't shag to be honest. Yous could have done it in the shower!

The water would have looked like that scene from "Psycho"

[SallyAnne]

I still dont understand why they didn't shag to be honest. Yous could have done it in the shower!

[Lucifer Box]

Crystal.

Never heard the liverpool are playing at home though. Can't you just say she's on the blob.

Can we not just say, "my partner was menstruating"?

[Churchill]

Dogs are great chicks dig them. I usually offer to take my mates pooch for a walk when its warm as he is a chick magnet. I tulip you not at least 10 - 20 women will all want to come and pet him.

Fisking puppy getting the attention.

Chicks love Dogs, what more can I say?

[Lucifer Box]

I used to work in a flower shop so Valentines day used to be a curious mixture of your worst nightmare come true combined with a massive money making opportunity.

Just relieved to be out of it and no expenditure spent in the Lucifer household. Just another day.

[Sockpuppet]

Ok, she had the painters in, any clearer ?

Crystal.

Never heard the liverpool are playing at home though. Can't you just say she's on the blob.

[Sockpuppet]

Dogs are great chicks dig them. I usually offer to take my mates pooch for a walk when its warm as he is a chick magnet. I tulip you not at least 10 - 20 women will all want to come and pet him.

Fisking puppy getting the attention.

[sunnysan]

V-Day Crap

Card. £10
Flowers. £35
Nice food from organic shop for home mea.l £40
Sick puppies diarroea all over flat. 52p (1 whole role of roller towel)
Taxi to and from vet. £12
Emergency vetinary care for the mutt. £70!!

Valentines day being fcuked up by crapping puppy. Priceless

[SallyAnne]

Ah, blow-job week!

Or up-the-butt week as some nameless, faceless (desperately trying to land a husband) people might call it