Look what we have to put up with?

[reformation]

Good enough to be an agent though

LOL funny you should say that i did try and interview for a job with me but i think Computer People beat me too him. If it wasnt for that pesky consultancy i'd have a 500k biller...

[DodgyAgent]

This is from a real CV... and they say outsoucing is a bad idea? Pah.



ORGANIZATIONAL ABILITIES AND COMPETENCES.

I LOVE A LOT THE GAME TEAM, WORKING IN GROUP VERY STIMULATES TO DO GOOD TO ME AND TO RENDER THE JOB MORE HARMONIOUS AND TO CONCILIATE THE IDEAS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ALSO BETWEEN THEY. HAVE PLAYED FOR MANY YEARS TO SOCCER, LIKE AMATEUR, HAS HELPED A LOT TO KNOW TO ME TO FACE PROBLEMS AND OVERALL TO STRETCH ONE HAND TO THE PERSONS WHO ARE MORE IN DIFFICULT. CREATE, ORGANIZE AND FINALIZE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS WHEN I HAVE A OBJECTIVE TO FINALIZE.

Good enough to be an agent though

[reformation]

no smoke without fire. prob a tulipy job ad

LOL oh what a cynic you are wankhangford

[HankWangford]

This is from a real CV... and they say outsoucing is a bad idea? Pah.



ORGANIZATIONAL ABILITIES AND COMPETENCES.

I LOVE A LOT THE GAME TEAM, WORKING IN GROUP VERY STIMULATES TO DO GOOD TO ME AND TO RENDER THE JOB MORE HARMONIOUS AND TO CONCILIATE THE IDEAS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ALSO BETWEEN THEY. HAVE PLAYED FOR MANY YEARS TO SOCCER, LIKE AMATEUR, HAS HELPED A LOT TO KNOW TO ME TO FACE PROBLEMS AND OVERALL TO STRETCH ONE HAND TO THE PERSONS WHO ARE MORE IN DIFFICULT. CREATE, ORGANIZE AND FINALIZE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS WHEN I HAVE A OBJECTIVE TO FINALIZE.

no smoke without fire. prob a tulipy job ad

[reformation]

why not?

Yaeh it's not lkie we're hrutnig anynoe?

[freakydancer]

Dont make fun of dyslexic people

why not?

[andy]

Dont make fun of dyslexic people

[DimPrawn]

MUCH CHEAPNESS, PLENTY QUICKNESS.

[freakydancer]

Is it from Bob Shawadiwadi?

[Hedgehog]

Sounds like they put it through Babelfish

[reformation]

This is from a real CV... and they say outsoucing is a bad idea? Pah.



ORGANIZATIONAL ABILITIES AND COMPETENCES.

I LOVE A LOT THE GAME TEAM, WORKING IN GROUP VERY STIMULATES TO DO GOOD TO ME AND TO RENDER THE JOB MORE HARMONIOUS AND TO CONCILIATE THE IDEAS OF VARIOUS PERSONS ALSO BETWEEN THEY. HAVE PLAYED FOR MANY YEARS TO SOCCER, LIKE AMATEUR, HAS HELPED A LOT TO KNOW TO ME TO FACE PROBLEMS AND OVERALL TO STRETCH ONE HAND TO THE PERSONS WHO ARE MORE IN DIFFICULT. CREATE, ORGANIZE AND FINALIZE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS WHEN I HAVE A OBJECTIVE TO FINALIZE.