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Previously on "And it burns, burns, burns...."

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  • EternalOptimist
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    "Curry was so hot that my @rse has been snapping at the tap all day"






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  • Swiss Tony
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    Ar*s like the opening credits of bonanza.

    You know its hot when ur bum goes down to take a drink!

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  • Burdock
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    bog roll in fridge...

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Is it like a dragons nostril?
    More like the Japanese flag, I should think...

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Tasty as f**k going in, painful as f**k going out.
    One of those occasions when a bidet (cold water) really helps.

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  • freakydancer
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    Bender

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  • Bear
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    big baby

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  • Spartacus
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    Gaylord.

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  • kramer
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    southerner

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  • DimPrawn
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    Poof

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  • Cliphead
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    Wimp

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  • SallyAnne
    replied
    Is it like a dragons nostril?

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  • freakydancer
    started a topic And it burns, burns, burns....

    And it burns, burns, burns....

    ...the ring of fire.

    Had a thai with scotch bonnet chillis last night.

    Tasty as f**k going in, painful as f**k going out.

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