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Previously on "Unemployed must learn English"

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by Stan
    Doesn't that just prove we should learn a scandinavian language?

    Besides any problem from immigration we have communities of chavs living on benefits generation after generation, they already mostly speak english so what are we to do with them.
    "Grunt, grunt, fsck, grunt, fsck U, grunt."

    Loosely translated we assumed that was English that is for "I would like to have a kebab", well it's what we gave him and his mates, he paid, and seemed happy enough.

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  • Stan
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    Look at the scandinavian countries, clean, rich, happy.
    Doesn't that just prove we should learn a scandinavian language?

    Besides any problem from immigration we have communities of chavs living on benefits generation after generation, they already mostly speak english so what are we to do with them.

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  • tim123
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    The German's have much the same rule and because they are unemployed they get a discount rate for lessons. So, they pay their 30 Euro for the term, turn up for the first 2 or 3 lessons to keep the social happy and then don't bother attending again.

    A few weeks later the school realises that the course only has 5 or 6 people on it, close it because of lack of interest, keeping the money from those of us who paid full price.

    tim

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  • hattra
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    Russian instead... ...before some ubernerd arrives... ...sh*t I'm bored to tears

    I think I preferred the machine version

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by hattra
    Why we do not start to speak in Russian in exchange, before arrival ubernerd who will put an end to all to it? Dung to me bother to tears

    Am I missing something here
    Russian instead... ...before some ubernerd arrives... ...sh*t I'm bored to tears

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  • realityhack
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    Nous capitulons

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  • hattra
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    Почему мы не начинаем говорить на русском языке взамен, до прибытия ubernerd кто положит конец всему этому? Дерьмо мне надоедают к слезам.

    OMG I just put that back through the machine translator, funny as.
    Why we do not start to speak in Russian in exchange, before arrival ubernerd who will put an end to all to it? Dung to me bother to tears

    Am I missing something here

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    touche

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  • andy
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    all diese auslander sollte deutsch sprache lernen. Deutshland ist vaterland.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    touche

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  • CptFantastic
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    Почему мы не начинаем говорить на русском языке взамен, до прибытия ubernerd кто положит конец всему этому? Дерьмо мне надоедают к слезам.
    Oh I give up :P

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  • realityhack
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    Почему мы не начинаем говорить на русском языке взамен, до прибытия ubernerd кто положит конец всему этому? Дерьмо мне надоедают к слезам.

    OMG I just put that back through the machine translator, funny as.

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  • CptFantastic
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  • realityhack
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  • Sockpuppet
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