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  • chubba
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    You knew what I meant. Hoovering. Wimmins work. Mine can scoff a pizza, load the dish washer, make the kids packed lunches and hoov me off at the same time. And this is at 7 in the morning, before most of you lazy beggars are even waking up.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    That's a "hand" job from a sheep.

    HTH
    I'm sure some of the taffs on here can elaborate if need be.

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  • foritisme
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    Getting warm (yes we do live in Wales)

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  • DimPrawn
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    That's a "hand" job from a sheep.

    HTH

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  • MrsGoof
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    Since no one has asked this I must me naive.
    So what it HOOVING? I've tried googling but cant find anything relevant.

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  • andy
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    Originally posted by sparklelard
    Are we still taking about walnut whips here?
    no we are discussing nice bedroom tricks
    do keep up

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  • sparklelard
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    Originally posted by Troll
    A dim 'n distant recollection of there being a walnut at the base - which would be an extra sensation for the tongue to caress while licking out the white stuff....
    Are we still taking about walnut whips here?

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  • sparklelard
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    Originally posted by Troll
    What's your preferred method of eating a walnut whip?
    I used to bite the nut off, nibble a small opening in the top, and then stick t'tongue in to scoop out the white stuff... which sounds quite erotic
    That's how they are supposed to be eaten.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by foritisme
    My wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip
    Pictures?

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  • chubba
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    Originally posted by foritisme
    My wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip
    Does she eat it with one hand while hooving with the other?

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  • foritisme
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    My wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    This is not off-topic at all. This is very important stuff.

    I asked the same question a couple of years ago after working abroad for a number of years (and not having much of a sweet tooth). Am I wrong in remembering that walnut whips are supposed to have a walnut on the top and at the base?

    The M & S ones are the only ones I’ve tried. They are good, but I am sure that they are not up to spec.

    There is definitely a gap in the market here.
    A dim 'n distant recollection of there being a walnut at the base - which would be an extra sensation for the tongue to caress while licking out the white stuff....

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  • Buffoon
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    This is not off-topic at all. This is very important stuff.

    I asked the same question a couple of years ago after working abroad for a number of years (and not having much of a sweet tooth). Am I wrong in remembering that walnut whips are supposed to have a walnut on the top and at the base?

    The M & S ones are the only ones I’ve tried. They are good, but I am sure that they are not up to spec.

    There is definitely a gap in the market here.

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  • Troll
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    What's your preferred method of eating a walnut whip?
    I used to bite the nut off, nibble a small opening in the top, and then stick t'tongue in to scoop out the white stuff... which sounds quite erotic

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  • Xena
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    Sainsbury's sell them too. The real deal, not an own label. In three packs. Like condoms.

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