Reply to: Valentine count down

[Diestl]

24ct, or 22ct for pure gold rings and 18ct if they have stones in them (and by stones I mean Diamond, not Zirconium). Anything less is pikey!!

Platinum is nice too, won't cause any alergic reactions.

I bet you look like this guy.

[Ardesco]

24ct, or 22ct for pure gold rings and 18ct if they have stones in them (and by stones I mean Diamond, not Zirconium). Anything less is pikey!!

Platinum is nice too, won't cause any alergic reactions.

[Troll]

Let's have a poll then and see who else thinks 9ct is good

[Ardesco]

People who aren't on benefits actually buy 9ct gold....

[The Farmer]

Yes, I did have you down as a 9ct girl, did he buy it from Argos or Woolworths?

At best. Ha HA

Cheap and nasty

[Troll]

Booked restaurant

Man is buying me a nice 9ct bangle

Yes, I did have you down as a 9ct girl, did he buy it from Argos or Woolworths?

[Zippy]

I'm not sure I can manage different colours. In fact I'd be worried if I could!

Try eating beetroot? And do let me know the results.

[Cliphead]

If yer struggling for a cool Valentine's pressie you could commission me to write a beautiful piece of dedicated music specially for him or her. The deluxe version gets recorded by a full symphony orchestra although that needs 6 months notice.

[SandyDown]

Ahem....from what I've read, it is the act of having a mans balls continually rubbed and bounced off ones face.

HTH

face?? are you sure?? this is not so according to Kim from Sex and the City .. it involves a bit of sucking and licking too ( or so I heard)

[SallyAnne]

Ahem....from what I've read, it is the act of having a mans balls continually rubbed and bounced off ones face.

HTH

[The Farmer]

No, seriously, what is it?

If you require educating....

...my hourly rate is very reasonable.

Ask SA:- Dirty Mare

[SallyAnne]

My gf and I share the same opinion:

It's all a load of sh1t and the day will pass by unnoticed. We can all be romantic any day of the year, not just Valentines Day so I will surprise her with a curry and lager another night...

[Churchill]

ha ha - yeah right!

No, seriously, what is it?

[ratewhore]

My gf and I share the same opinion:

It's all a load of sh1t and the day will pass by unnoticed. We can all be romantic any day of the year, not just Valentines Day so I will surprise her with a curry and lager another night...

[SallyAnne]

What's teabagging?

ha ha - yeah right!

Edit: Actually it reminds me of a funny story. Last year I was in the tea room very early at work and this nice posh(ish) fella was making a cuppa and I was behind him.
he turned round to chuck his tea bag in the bin and nearly hit me with it.

I said, very innocently "just what I needed - nothing liek a tea bag in the face first thing in the morning to wake you up!"

A few seconds passed, then we both registerred what I'd said and couldn't move for laughing.

It was then that I learned poshies do it too!