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You are a scientistOriginally posted by andyBan bultulipting by IT Managers
Bultulip is the chief source of methane
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Ban bultulipting by IT Managers
Bultulip is the chief source of methane
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Originally posted by DimPrawnBan breathing.
Ban Dim Prawn breathing.
Oxygen Thief
Where do I claim my 25 Mill
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Ban breathing.Originally posted by bobhopeCouldn't you just stop all unnecessary plane travel (e.g. Virgin Atlantic) - that would cut out a load of carbon emissions.
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Couldn't you just stop all unnecessary plane travel (e.g. Virgin Atlantic) - that would cut out a load of carbon emissions.
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Originally posted by PRC1964Couldn't you squash all the carbon really hard and turn it into diamonds?
Apologies for piss-poor science
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Couldn't you squash all the carbon really hard and turn it into diamonds?
Apologies for piss-poor science
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I know how to operate a bunsen burner and a test tube, but I might be a bit rusty since I have not utilised these particular skills since the early 80's.Originally posted by DimPrawnAre you a scientist?
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cool it enough to liquify it and then store it in containers
where do I claim my $25million
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Originally posted by DimPrawn
I mean, how hard can it be to make a billion tonnes of Carbon "disappear"?
Burn it?
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Extract the genes from plants which make them use co2 and implant them in humans.Soon we will be breathing in co2 and breathing out oxygen
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That sounds like a great idea. Why don't you apply?
I'm sure no one has thought of that one.
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