CUK files: sasguru

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n5gooner replied

7 February 2007, 08:31
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SallyAnne replied

7 February 2007, 08:19
Originally posted by MarillionFan

After years of careful study I am able to sum up in the following

AtW = Knob
Milan = Tape Changing Knob
Churchill = Advert pinching Knob
Sally Anne = Likes a bit of knob
Ed Duder = Doesnt know how to use his knob
Sandydown = Had some knob once and now has some kids
Gonzo = Likes to film knobs
Dimprawn = Fishy Knob
Lucy = Bloke with a small knob
Reality Hack = Public schoolboy know
Warrior Princess = Gonna get a good knobing
Francko = Italian Knob

Thats a lot of knobs! I knew I liked this place for a reason
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Gonzo replied

6 February 2007, 23:20
Originally posted by stackpole

I didn't know that knob had a k.

It does. You only leave the k off if you are referring to a toff.
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stackpole replied

6 February 2007, 23:14
I didn't know that knob had a k.
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MarillionFan replied

6 February 2007, 22:57
After years of careful study I am able to sum up in the following

AtW = Knob
Milan = Tape Changing Knob
Churchill = Advert pinching Knob
Sally Anne = Likes a bit of knob
Ed Duder = Doesnt know how to use his knob
Sandydown = Had some knob once and now has some kids
Gonzo = Likes to film knobs
Dimprawn = Fishy Knob
Lucy = Bloke with a small knob
Reality Hack = Public schoolboy know
Warrior Princess = Gonna get a good knobing
Francko = Italian Knob
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Churchill replied

6 February 2007, 15:50
Originally posted by AtW

Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

You obviously have a fixation with the poor boy.

Does he know you're stalking him?
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kramer replied

6 February 2007, 15:12
Originally posted by _V_

Was that generated by your "SKA"?

How cool is that? You have a computer program that generates dull CUK posts. Nice one.
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_V_ replied

6 February 2007, 15:12
Originally posted by AtW

First in the series of CUK files based on few years of careful observation using all the skills they taught in the Kiev's Military Academy:

Name: .............................. guru
Age: ................................just past his middle-age crisis
Character: ..........................petty, keeps grudge, sense of humour is
..................................... poor to non-existant
Location: ...........................Laaaaaaaaaaaaandan
Household status: ...................bought at the right time, still
.....................................pays his morgage but likes to pretend that
.....................................he does not: property is best measured in
.....................................square inches as
.....................................otherwise it sounds just outright small
Management affiliation: .............sold out sometime ago after realising his
.....................................IT skills are just not up to scratch
Future prospects: ...................none with his attitude

Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

Was that generated by your "SKA"?

How cool is that? You have a computer program that generates dull CUK posts. Nice one.
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expat replied

6 February 2007, 15:05
Originally posted by Spacecadet

was it that bad? what did his post say?

LOL!
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Spacecadet replied

6 February 2007, 15:04
Originally posted by ratewhore

I thought you were fucking off?

was it that bad? what did his post say?
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kramer replied

6 February 2007, 15:02
who's keeping a grudge then???
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ratewhore replied

6 February 2007, 14:59
I thought you were fucking off?
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AtW started a topic CUK files: sasguru

6 February 2007, 14:54
CUK files: sasguru

First in the series of CUK files based on few years of careful observation using all the skills they taught in the Kiev's Military Academy:

Name: .............................. guru
Age: ................................just past his middle-age crisis
Character: ..........................petty, keeps grudge, sense of humour is
..................................... poor to non-existant
Location: ...........................Laaaaaaaaaaaaandan
Household status: ...................bought at the right time, still
.....................................pays his morgage but likes to pretend that
.....................................he does not: property is best measured in
.....................................square inches as
.....................................otherwise it sounds just outright small
Management affiliation: .............sold out sometime ago after realising his
.....................................IT skills are just not up to scratch
Future prospects: ...................none with his attitude

Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!
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