Bob Shawadiwadi...

[Clippy]

In the words of the great man himself:

Down Down AtW/SASGuru

Go Go Bob.

[DimPrawn]

Bob is very busy on big project. Much cheapness. Plenty quickness.

[Buffoon]

How come praise for Bob Shawadiwadi ended up as a AtW SASGuru slagging match?

We want more Bob

[sasguru]

Name: .............................. guru
Age: ................................just past his middle-age crisis
Character: ..........................petty, keeps grudge, sense of humour is
..................................... poor to non-existant
Location: ...........................Laaaaaaaaaaaaandan
Household status: ...................bought at the right time, still
.....................................pays his morgage but likes to pretend that
.....................................he does not: property is best measured in
.....................................square inches as
.....................................otherwise it sounds just outright small
Management affiliation: .............sold out sometime ago after realising his
.....................................IT skills are just not up to scratch
Future prospects: ...................none with his attitude


Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

1/7 ain't too bad ...

[The Farmer]

A hick from the sticks who always gets straw juice on his smock?

Name: .............................. guru
Age: ................................just past his middle-age crisis
Character: ..........................petty, keeps grudge, sense of humour is
..................................... poor to non-existant
Location: ...........................Laaaaaaaaaaaaandan
Household status: ...................bought at the right time, still
.....................................pays his morgage but likes to pretend that
.....................................he does not: property is best measured in
.....................................square inches as
.....................................otherwise it sounds just outright small
Management affiliation: .............sold out sometime ago after realising his
.....................................IT skills are just not up to scratch
Future prospects: ...................none with his attitude


Did I miss anything? Feel free to add!

[sasguru]

WHO IS THE FARMER???

A hick from the sticks who always gets straw juice on his smock?

[The Farmer]

WHO IS THE FARMER???

[sasguru]

Because I am Spartacus. And Spartacus is all of us.

[kramer]

It was DodgyAgent ...

how do you know all these double identities?

[sasguru]

It was DodgyAgent ...

[andy]

Agreed.


Who is the man behind the Nik though?

Bob himself

[The Lone Gunman]

Agreed.


Who is the man behind the Nik though?

[Clippy]

Should have his own show!

That is all.