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  • sparklelard
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    Does this mean no more Turkey Twizzlers then?

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  • n5gooner
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    Clippy that was very well done sir !

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  • Clippy
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    Shoot the lot of 'em, I say - starting with these ones:

    http://tinyurl.com/z3hmy

    http://tinyurl.com/lkelf

    http://tinyurl.com/j5lgx

    http://tinyurl.com/32gvo4

    http://tinyurl.com/2st44d

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  • Alf W
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    Bernard Matthews gets back his 'top bird strangler in Suffolk' crown with some aplomb!

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  • andy
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    I have stopped speaking to nice birds in my office just to be safe

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  • DimPrawn
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    "All a Turkey needs is a hug"

    Dave Cameron

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  • MrsGoof
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Bollocks to it.

    I'm having a chicken starter followed by a turkey main course for dinner tonight.

    I ain't afraid of no motherf**kin' bird.
    you just want your own sticky thread don't you?

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  • freakydancer
    started a topic Bird Flu

    Bird Flu

    Bollocks to it.

    I'm having a chicken starter followed by a turkey main course for dinner tonight.

    I ain't afraid of no motherf**kin' bird.

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