i have man flu

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kramer replied

5 February 2007, 15:19
haha

i'm a married man now so anything is possible
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foritisme replied

5 February 2007, 15:05
Originally posted by kramer

hope this isn't goingto kill me....

I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!

Shouldn't that be I have manflu but have been nowhere near a man !
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The Farmer replied

5 February 2007, 15:03
No

Just a nails bloke
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SandyDown replied

5 February 2007, 14:58
Originally posted by The Farmer

never get man - flu.

is this cuz u is a woman?
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The Farmer replied

5 February 2007, 14:54
never get man - flu.

have had severe pnuemonia a few times though.

got over it.
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SandyDown replied

5 February 2007, 13:34
Wonder if the Bernard Mathews bird flue outbreak means its the end for Xmas Turkey dinner?
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Daywalker replied

5 February 2007, 13:15
I have it to, sucks!
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EternalOptimist replied

5 February 2007, 12:40
The best cure is to be gassed with a mixture of argon and carbon di-oxide then taken to a rendering plant where your hair and feathers are pulled out and your fat is boiled off. Its not as painful as it sounds but you wont be gobbling for a while
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MrsGoof replied

5 February 2007, 12:40
Originally posted by kramer

well i'm not a big one for bikes but i might go for a swim and a sauna tonight ...which will have a similar effect i guess...

Swimming is great for clearing out all the gunk, just do a few tumble turns and you;ll soon have a nice string of mucus traling you down the pool
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kramer replied

5 February 2007, 12:37
well i'm not a big one for bikes but i might go for a swim and a sauna tonight ...which will have a similar effect i guess...
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threaded replied

5 February 2007, 12:30
Do what I do: get on yer bicycle, go for a good long ride, and burn that mo'fu out.
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EqualOpportunities replied

5 February 2007, 12:22
Originally posted by kramer

hope this isn't goingto kill me....

I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!

I've had it for nearly a week now - it's on its way out, mind. I think most of my remaining lung material ended up in the bathroom sink this morning...

And, whatever anyone says about manflu, it can be deadly, Furthermore, it's been scientifically proven to be more painful than childbirth.
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kramer started a topic i have man flu

5 February 2007, 08:25
i have man flu

hope this isn't goingto kill me....

I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!
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