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i'm a married man now so anything is possible
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Originally posted by kramerhope this isn't goingto kill me....
I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!
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Originally posted by The Farmernever get man - flu.
is this cuz u is a woman?
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never get man - flu.
have had severe pnuemonia a few times though.
got over it.
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Wonder if the Bernard Mathews bird flue outbreak means its the end for Xmas Turkey dinner?
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The best cure is to be gassed with a mixture of argon and carbon di-oxide then taken to a rendering plant where your hair and feathers are pulled out and your fat is boiled off. Its not as painful as it sounds but you wont be gobbling for a while
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Originally posted by kramerwell i'm not a big one for bikes but i might go for a swim and a sauna tonight ...which will have a similar effect i guess...
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well i'm not a big one for bikes but i might go for a swim and a sauna tonight ...which will have a similar effect i guess...
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Do what I do: get on yer bicycle, go for a good long ride, and burn that mo'fu out.
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Originally posted by kramerhope this isn't goingto kill me....
I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!
And, whatever anyone says about manflu, it can be deadly, Furthermore, it's been scientifically proven to be more painful than childbirth.
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i have man flu
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I haven't been anywhere near a turkey but you never know!!Tags: None
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