Originally posted by pickle
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime,
TRY THIS:
Enter the south of spain.
Move to a cultural ghetto, surrounding by your own type.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
bilingual local government
forms, bulletins, etc.
Drink and get drunk abundantly
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
irresponsible social behaviour
with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
understand."
Keep your English identity strong. Fly your
national flag from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
that your children do
likewise.
Demand teachers speak English in the spanish
school system. Or even better segregate the kids off into english speaking internationl schools.
Drive around drunk, cause its a long way from home to the nearest english pub.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
English to all its
Officers. Cause you sure as sh1t know no spanish/.
Ignore local customs and demand bacon and egg for breakast.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Oh no, my mistake, you'll be just like the other 6 million britains who now live abroad. Doing all of the above.
Bloody english immigrants, ferking up other peoples countries. We should stay at home!
TRY THIS:
Enter the south of spain.
Move to a cultural ghetto, surrounding by your own type.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
bilingual local government
forms, bulletins, etc.
Drink and get drunk abundantly
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
irresponsible social behaviour
with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
understand."
Keep your English identity strong. Fly your
national flag from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
that your children do
likewise.
Demand teachers speak English in the spanish
school system. Or even better segregate the kids off into english speaking internationl schools.
Drive around drunk, cause its a long way from home to the nearest english pub.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
English to all its
Officers. Cause you sure as sh1t know no spanish/.
Ignore local customs and demand bacon and egg for breakast.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Oh no, my mistake, you'll be just like the other 6 million britains who now live abroad. Doing all of the above.
Bloody english immigrants, ferking up other peoples countries. We should stay at home!
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