There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within the hour,
His head was aflower,
And his arse was covered in weeds
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There was a young man from Ealing
Who had a rather peculiar feeling
Sat on a stick
The knob was too thick
And the result, I won't be revealing
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Cheers guys - although I made the bit about the uniformed officers up, just to fit the letters.
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Rune Cloth Bags EO ?
Nah...it's all Netherweave now with the release of TBC :-)
Hellfire Ramparts...the 1 hour lunchtime Instance with good gear to boot !
Excellent post Reality....really enjoyed that one !
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That is actualy quite good.Originally posted by realityhackJourneying to work today,
Uniformed officers
Stopped and interviewed
Three people in front of me.
Loaded guns were visible.
In these times they
Keep the fear going,
Everyone anxious and blinded.
Terror threats,
Heightened states &
Emergency measures.
Balanced media coverage
And neutrality doesn't
Exist anymore.
Seems to me that
Corporates have
Annexed our communications.
Nothing makes the
Daily headlines unless
All vested interests agree.
Liberty?
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There were some young fellas from Brum
Who prefered a sword over a gun
Now they're arrested
Their arses molesed
By the queen in cell seventy one
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Journeying to work today,
Uniformed officers
Stopped and interviewed
Three people in front of me.
Loaded guns were visible.
In these times they
Keep the fear going,
Everyone anxious and blinded.
Terror threats,
Heightened states &
Emergency measures.
Balanced media coverage
And neutrality doesn't
Exist anymore.
Seems to me that
Corporates have
Annexed our communications.
Nothing makes the
Daily headlines unless
All vested interests agree.
Liberty?
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Read it carefully
Upside down
North to south
East to west
Couldnt seem to get it
Like as if I am missing something
Or
That maybe I is thick or
Had my
Brains knocked out by
A gold brick wrapped in a
Great big slice of lemon
thats all I have to say to you BGG
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Aha! And here was me thinking, for a moment, that you and Lord Pruffock were one and the same.Originally posted by Board Game GeekPerhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.
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So anyway, why the poem?
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LOriginally posted by PRC1964RIAC?
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TheyOriginally posted by Board Game GeekPerhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.
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Are
Taking
The
P1ss
..... I think
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RIAC?Originally posted by Board Game GeekPerhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.
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Carefully
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Perhaps I credited some (but not all) readers with a bit more intelligence.
Read
It
Again
Carefully
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