Reply to: Humph!

[SallyAnne]

That seems to have cheered you up.

Nah, you cheered me up. That just made me giggle.

[Churchill]

That seems to have cheered you up.

[SallyAnne]

El duder wants a dirty version of Suzy Dent

[Numptycorner]

El duder wants a dirty version of Susie Dent

[SallyAnne]

I think that says it all though doesnt it?

Basically they all have about 10 kids, are on the dole and ar ebasically slappers.

Not my scene at all.

Why do you associate lasses who like sex with that description?!!!

If you blokes down there still have that 18th century view of women, then no wonder all your "down south" lasses ar a bunch of tight arse prudes.

I'm proud to come from a place where no one judges you - we're all too busy getting mortal and shagging to care

[freakydancer]

I think that says it all though doesnt it?

Basically they all have about 10 kids, are on the dole and ar ebasically slappers.

Not my scene at all.

I'll let you know mate

[el duder]

but I do know that lasses in Newcastle go out every night with the explicit intention of getting a shag.

I think that says it all though doesnt it?

Basically they all have about 10 kids, are on the dole and ar ebasically slappers.

Not my scene at all.

[freakydancer]

You dont really have to flash the cash - just be funny. And very confident.

That's me sorted then........I'm a f**king blast!!

Plus I'll have a couple of good geordie wing men with me to translate if needed, although "any chance?" is pretty much universal!

[SallyAnne]

I've been to the Bigg Market and pulled plenty of ropey old birds down there - Quayside sounds best.....bit of the old cockney patter and flash the cash - quids in!!!

You dont really have to flash the cash - just be funny. And very confident.

[freakydancer]

Its not about pubs really, its about areas.

Big Market - a cliche, but still a 100% gaurenteed shag.
Quayside - an 80% shag rate, but much fitter lasses (plus a load of hen nights).
Posh new bottom end of town (perdu/apartment/attic/@home) - 40% shag rate, but the lasses are propper stunners and all worthy of landing a footballer.
Top end of town - a mix of milfs, couples, and civilised's. Dont go there.
Jesmond - students. Same all over the country.

So basically I'd advise you start off down the Quayside, and if you have no luck, head to the Bigg Market.

Best pulling clubs are Baha and The Boat. Sea is full of ponses, Julies is only for Black men and women who want to pull them, Top end clubs are for chavs.

You'll have a blast!!

I've been to the Bigg Market and pulled plenty of ropey old birds down there - Quayside sounds best.....bit of the old cockney patter and flash the cash - quids in!!!

[SallyAnne]

...and I'm up there for 3 nights from next Friday.

Get in.

Sally - best bar to pick up chicks who know they ain't ever gonna see you again but really don't five a ****????

Its not about pubs really, its about areas.

Big Market - a cliche, but still a 100% gaurenteed shag.
Quayside - an 80% shag rate, but much fitter lasses (plus a load of hen nights).
Posh new bottom end of town (perdu/apartment/attic/@home) - 40% shag rate, but the lasses are propper stunners and all worthy of landing a footballer.
Top end of town - a mix of milfs, couples, and civilised's. Dont go there.
Jesmond - students. Same all over the country.

So basically I'd advise you start off down the Quayside, and if you have no luck, head to the Bigg Market.

Best pulling clubs are Baha and The Boat. Sea is full of ponses, Julies is only for Black men and women who want to pull them, Top end clubs are for chavs.

You'll have a blast!!

[freakydancer]

Careful mate, some of 'em still have their own teeth!

Ok - a t*t w**k then....

[Churchill]

A nosh would suffice.

Careful mate, some of 'em still have their own teeth!

[freakydancer]

Surely you want them to give a ****...

A nosh would suffice.

[Churchill]

...and I'm up there for 3 nights from next Friday.

Get in.

Sally - best bar to pick up chicks who know they ain't ever gonna see you again but really don't five a ****????

Surely you want them to give a ****...