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[bogeyman]

Threaded: the ultimate Urban Spaceman

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I've got speed.
I've got everything I need.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I can fly.
I'm a supersonic guy.

I don't need pleasure,
I don't feel pain.
If you were to knock me down,
I'd just get up again.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face.
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place.

I'm the Urban Spaceman,
I'm intelligent and clean.
Know what I mean?
I'm the Urban Spaceman,
As a lover, second to none.
It's a lot of fun.

I never let my friends down,
I've never made a boob.
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, here comes the twist.
I don't exist.

Music and lyrics by Neil Innes

[EternalOptimist]

I think the honour of the No.1 fact about Threaded should be left for Threaded himself, or otherwise remain an eternal mystery.

You called.

oh sorry, just a dyslexic moment

[bogeyman]

I think the honour of the No.1 fact about Threaded should be left for Threaded himself, or otherwise remain an eternal mystery, like the man himself.

[andy]

2) is an alien who arrived from distant galaxy in his time machine and now stuck here.

[freakydancer]

3) Is Chico.

[Diestl]

4. Is really a 18 year old posting from his bedroom, learning Visual Basic from a dummies book.

[wendigo100]

5. When terrorists let off a nuclear bomb in London, threaded went back in time and thwarted them. So now it didn't happen.

[bogeyman]

6) He is by far the most interesting person in this board (according to Threaded)

[bogeyman]

7) Is a cool disco dancer

[AtW]

9) Suggested the idea of the Universe to God, but God cocked it up because he wasn’t paying attention properly.

Threaded or God?

[Buffoon]

This should have been 13, and everyone else who posted after you but before me can't count either...

13 was posted by Threaded himself in the future. It's just not caught up yet.

[AtW]

12. Rents his Time Machine to the good Doctor.

This should have been 13, and everyone else who posted after you but before me can't count either...

[Numptycorner]

8. On his last time travel adventure he gave a book of short stories he'd knocked together in his lunch hour to a man called Shakespear

[Buffoon]

9) Suggested the idea of the Universe to God, but God cocked it up because he wasn’t paying attention properly.

[The Lone Gunman]

10) He knows everything.