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    Originally posted by Denny
    Welcome Chippy.
    My favourite wood is Rosewood or Walnut but it costs a fortune. Most of my own furniture is Pine (which does mark easily).
    I'm an oak man.

    Accidentally, as is my way. I thought that furniture looks nice, so bought it, and someone (a bit gobsmacked by my house) pointed out about a year later it was all oak. Which is nice.

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.
    Speak for yourself!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.
    Hey! I resemble that remark.

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  • Ivor1
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.
    Takes one to know one lady-boy

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.
    *** desperate woman alert****

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  • DimPrawn
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    There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.
    ****, have I left the webcam on again?

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  • Ivor1
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    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Bloody hell - I could do that mate. You've spent way too long with your computers haven't you?

    All in, a monkey and henry - per day.
    I could do it and actually would like to but I dont have the time, I work alot of weekend and overnight, and its cheaper to get someone in, then me take a day off and do it.

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  • Lucy
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    There is no catch, they are mostly ugly geeks with small c*cks.

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  • The Hippy Chippy
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    Sorry Ivor I'm in Cannes.
    Thanks for the nice welcome guys whats the catch

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  • Fishface
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    <song>

    ...breakin' down the walls of heartache, I'm a carpenter of love n' understandin'...

    </song>

    Name that tune!



    'say what you see, see what you say'

    Name that compare!

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by Ivor1
    If you London based and a geniune carpenter and good, PM me I got the following work I need doing,

    1. New skirting to be fitted about 18meters worth.
    2. New stair banister, and the things between them the stick things.
    3. New understair cupboared door.
    4. 6 new doors fitted.
    5. Sorting some internal door frames.
    6. The bottom stair needs to be made small, its massive as people who had house before had a stair lift.
    Bloody hell - I could do that mate. You've spent way too long with your computers haven't you?

    All in, a monkey and henry - per day.

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  • Ivor1
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    Originally posted by Troll
    DIY
    Im DIY'd out after stripping wall-paper from the ceiling and walls of 7 rooms and a hall, double thick stuff .

    Plus I dont have the time to do it.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    Seem to be a cruel thing to do to a dove.


    Welcome chippy !

    Do you make this sort of stuff ? http://www.becherbespoke.com/
    if so, I will marry you.
    Slapper

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by Troll
    All men ...or some men?
    I think he was into all of them, the big poof.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Ivor1
    If you London based and a geniune carpenter and good, PM me I got the following work I need doing,

    1. New skirting to be fitted about 18meters worth.
    2. New stair banister, and the things between them the stick things.
    3. New understair cupboared door.
    4. 6 new doors fitted.
    5. Sorting some internal door frames.
    6. The bottom stair needs to be made small, its massive as people who had house before had a stair lift.
    DIY

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