A combustible woman from Thang
Exploded one day with a BANG!
The maid then rushed in
And said with a grin,
'Pardon me, madam - you rang?'
- Spike Milligan
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Originally posted by Gibbon View Postaccingunt omnes operi pedibusque rotarum
subiciunt lapsus, et stuppea vincula collo
intendunt; scandit fatalis machina muros
feta armis. pueri circum innuptaeque puellae
sacra canunt funemque manu contingere gaudent;
accingunt omnes operi pedibusque rotarum
subiciunt lapsus, et stuppea vincula collo
intendunt; scandit
feta armis. pueri
sacra canunt funemque manu contingere gaudent;
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There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
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accingunt omnes operi pedibusque rotarum
subiciunt lapsus, et stuppea vincula collo
intendunt; scandit fatalis machina muros
feta armis. pueri circum innuptaeque puellae
sacra canunt funemque manu contingere gaudent;
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There was an art show in York
Into which a slag did walk
The woman was chubby
So the slag stole her hubby
Cos he needed to learn how to pork.
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There once was a lady called Hilda
Who went on a date with a builder
He put down his bricks
and jumped in her knicks
And in doing so damn nearly killed 'er
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Seems ages since we had a regular update on Friday Poetry Corner, so here goes
Hull Hath No Fury Like A Poet Scorned
I refuse to enter
the East Yorkshire Arts Centre
after someone who works there
said my poems were tulip.
Not for all the tea in China
would I degrade myself and enter
the East Yorkshire Arts centre
after someone who works there
said I was semi-illiterate.
No. I will never ever enter
the East Yorkshire Arts centre
after someone who works there
said I was many things but not a poet.
I know she's not been well
since her husband ran off with a slag
but taking it out on me
and my wonderful poetry
won't make me give him back.
Dean Wilson
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