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Previously on "Congratulations to Zeitghost"

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  • Buffoon
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Mmmmmmmm...

    A nice feed of crickets, now yer talking...

    Oh.

    Sorry, that's crickets not cricketers...

    My mistake.

    Always get those two confused.
    You are not the only one. It could have been so different in Australia if someone else knew how to tell them apart.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Francko
    "Flora, a Komodo dragon who has never mated or even mixed with a male, is the proud mother and father of five baby dragons, scientists said on Wednesday."
    Proud? Do me a favour! Komodo Dragons eat their young, if they can catch them. In the wild, as soon as they are born they scoot up the nearest tree.

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  • Sockpuppet
    replied
    She's not married? Dirty Hussy.

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
    replied
    The spawn of the Devil

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  • andy
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    Hope the mother and baby reptiles are ok, congrats

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  • Troll
    replied
    Immaculate conception.... it must be the second coming

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by PRC1964
    Even if it seems you had little to do with it.
    http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/arti...-C1-Headline-2
    "Flora, a Komodo dragon who has never mated or even mixed with a male, is the proud mother and father of five baby dragons, scientists said on Wednesday."

    He even got a virgin one...

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  • PRC1964
    started a topic Congratulations to Zeitghost

    Congratulations to Zeitghost

    Even if it seems you had little to do with it.
    http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/arti...-C1-Headline-2

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