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    When lockdown is lifted is anyone planning to return to the orifice?

    Dr Hilary's top tips during coronavirus lockdown: 'Avoid masks and naps' | Metro News

    It should go without saying, but after Donald Trump made the bizarre suggestion that injecting disinfectant could cure Covid-19, Dr Hilary has told people not to do so. ‘Of course don’t do that at home,’ Dr Hilary told viewers. ‘I mean, it’s a poison.’ He then turned his attention to the President’s other suggestion of using ultraviolet light in the battle against coronavirus. ‘And then ultraviolet light?’ Hilary quipped. ‘This is because he thinks the sun emanates from an orifice in is body, obviously.’ He continued: ‘It’s just ridiculous. It would be funny if it weren’t quite so serious.’
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