Originally posted by sasguru
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Originally posted by PaulaHAPPY BEING FAT
by Gerry Goffin and Carole King
Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Don't give me no pills.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
And let me eat my fill.
I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Cause my old ones would not fit,
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
On my banana split.
I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
I'm forty-two around the waist
And forty-eight around the hips;
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
So don't give me none of your lip.
I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
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Originally posted by PaulaHello Boys!
How was rehab?
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HAPPY BEING FAT
by Gerry Goffin and Carole King
Don't tell me to go on a diet;
Don't give me no pills.
Just leave me alone with my ice cream cone,
And let me eat my fill.
I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
If I lost weight, I'd have to buy new clothes,
Cause my old ones would not fit,
So woman don't scream, just put some more ice cream
On my banana split.
I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
I'm forty-two around the waist
And forty-eight around the hips;
I'm built like a tent, but, gal, I pay the rent,
So don't give me none of your lip.
I'm happy being fat;
I like the weight I'm at;
I'm happy being stout,
And if you don't like it, you can get on out!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYeah and I've just been listening to Guns and Roses...
Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
He he, you go girl !!
But don't worry, it's only MF 'aving a larf, innit?
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Originally posted by PaulaI've just be listening to Morrissey
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm ever in your ...
A-hey
Yeah and I've just been listening to Guns and Roses...
Back off, back off bitch
Down in the gutter dyin' in the ditch
You better back off, back off bitch
Face of an angel with the love of a witch
Back off, back off bitch
Back off, back off bitch
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Originally posted by SallyAnneOh not you again
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm in your way
You're the one for me, fatty
You're the one i really, really love
And i will stay
Promise you'll say
If i'm ever in your ...
A-hey
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Originally posted by janeyI know, you love me really don't you sas
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Originally posted by sasguruI'm sorry. It's not personal I just insult everyone.
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Originally posted by janeyI just expect insults from you sas
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Originally posted by sasguruWell was talking about SA who freely admits she's on the large side. But if you took that personally I guess you must be - ahem - curvy as well?
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