Govt to make trillions of ££££££££ through death taxes

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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 19:18
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

GJABS may start tapping you up for a date though

Thankfully I'm close enough to Heathrow that he'd never get a slot. And if you think that's a euphemism, you're the one with the problem...
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ladymuck replied

12 March 2020, 19:12
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I went for the 'gay porn' angle. Don't judge me though...

GJABS may start tapping you up for a date though
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 18:52
Originally posted by Ardesco View Post

It's a liberal world, you're quite welcome to dream about mining the marmite if you want to. You know what they say, you either love it or hate it

You seem to know the latest terminology. Anything you want to share with the congregation?
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Ardesco replied

12 March 2020, 18:26
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

I went for the 'gay porn' angle. Don't judge me though...

It's a liberal world, you're quite welcome to dream about mining the marmite if you want to. You know what they say, you either love it or hate it
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 18:19
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

I thought that was already registered as a pr0n site
Edit: should have scrolled to the end before posting as was pipped I see

I went for the 'gay porn' angle. Don't judge me though...
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ladymuck replied

12 March 2020, 17:25
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I have just registered "Stiffs Я US Ltd”

I thought that was already registered as a pr0n site
Edit: should have scrolled to the end before posting as was pipped I see
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 17:19
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

Would have thought that was already taken by the owners of CUK General Chat.

However, a gay porn site got there first. Or so I'm told...
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LondonManc replied

12 March 2020, 15:42
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I have just registered "Stiffs Я US Ltd”

Would have thought that was already taken by the owners of CUK General Chat.
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 15:09
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Plus long term lower NHS costs from not having to provide geriatric care etc

Bugger. Some of us only have that to look forward to...
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Mordac replied

12 March 2020, 15:07
I'll refuse to pay death taxes. I mean, what's the worst they can do...?
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Paddy replied

12 March 2020, 14:55
Originally posted by abz2020 View Post

Anyone knows any funeral directors companies listed on the stock exchange?
Are COOP listed?

I have just registered "Stiffs Я US Ltd”
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ladymuck replied

12 March 2020, 14:10
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

corona virus is the best thing for uk govt finances.
pension deficit problem solved, housing problem solved, windfall from inheritance tax

Plus long term lower NHS costs from not having to provide geriatric care etc
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Andy2 replied

12 March 2020, 13:55
corona virus is the best thing for uk govt finances.
pension deficit problem solved, housing problem solved, windfall from inheritance tax
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abz2020 replied

12 March 2020, 12:51
Anyone knows any funeral directors companies listed on the stock exchange?
Are COOP listed?
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BrilloPad replied

12 March 2020, 12:50
Most of that was tax on house worth. And now house prices will be 10% of what they were.....
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