Reply to: What you having for dinner

[Sockpuppet]

I'm having colonic hydrotherapy on Thursday.

Should be fun, and apparently very cleansing making you lighter and feeling more energetic afterwards.

Anyone else had it done? If so, what was it like?

Well in the same vein that taking a dump will make you lighter and if I had a tube up my arse I'd also have a spring in my step.

[Troll]

I'm having colonic hydrotherapy on Thursday.

Should be fun, and apparently very cleansing making you lighter and feeling more energetic afterwards.

Anyone else had it done? If so, what was it like?

I've had a Barium enema.... that took away all notions of dignity

[Buffoon]

Just back from the pub, couldn’t be arsed to walk down to the bagel shop so I’ve opened a can of Tesco’s beans and sausages and eating them cold right out the tin. That’s living alright.

[Denny]

I'm having colonic hydrotherapy on Thursday.

Should be fun, and apparently very cleansing making you lighter and feeling more energetic afterwards.

Anyone else had it done? If so, what was it like?

[Troll]

Its a 90 day plan, with 4 phases - each phase is designed around exercise and portion control

A.K.A eat less, exercise more... hope you didn't pay good money for that plan

[SallyAnne]

Yep!

Its a 90 day plan, with 4 phases - each phase is designed around exercise and portion control (which is what I need). It basically tries to teach you how to eat right again, from the very basics. And the detox is meant to shrink your stomach and get your body working as well as possible before you start the real diet.

Detox lasts for 9 days - eat nothing but fruit, veg, an allowance of brown rice, 3 egg whites, 2 low fat yogurts per day.
No booze, no fizzy drinks or anything.

First day was awful, but since then I've felt amazing. Rarely hungry (as I have to eat 6 small meals a day) and full of energy (which makes the exercise part much easier).

I'd definately recommend it - its a book by Dr Ian Smith (he did the American version of Celebrity Fit Club), called the Fat Smash Diet.

[Warrior Princess]

Secret? Do you mean which diet is it?

Yep!

[SallyAnne]

Oh trust me i do!!!

Clothes are beginning to feel tighter then usual! Something defiantly not right there!!!

So, what’s the big secret? Do tell!!!

Secret? Do you mean which diet is it?

[Warrior Princess]

You dont need to diet woman - you need to eat more pies if anything!!

Oh trust me i do!!!

Clothes are beginning to feel tighter then usual! Something defiantly not right there!!!

So, what’s the big secret? Do tell!!!

[SallyAnne]

Is this your new detox diet SA?

How's it going by the way?

Lost the will to live? - I nearly have!!!! Keep starting and then thinking to myself - i'll leave it for tomorrow and start then!

Hi V,

Yes its my detox diet - I'm loving it!! I feel absolutely fantastic. I did have to leave the room before when my lad had a pizza for his tea..but in general I havn't really been craving anything.

You dont need to diet woman - you need to eat more pies if anything!!

[Warrior Princess]

For my 5 o'clock tea I had home made onion soup, and for my 7:30 tea I had brown rice, with onions, peppers, mushrooms all dry fried with 3 egg whites!

I wish we had a halo smilie!!

Is this your new detox diet SA?

How's it going by the way?

Lost the will to live? - I nearly have!!!! Keep starting and then thinking to myself - i'll leave it for tomorrow and start then!

[SallyAnne]

What's with all this onion - you must be a fart factory by now

Actually I was expecting to have a air of stink-fart around me throughout this whole ordeal, but I've farted less than normal! (Nice conversation )

[SandyDown]

For my 5 o'clock tea I had home made onion soup, and for my 7:30 tea I had brown rice, with onions, peppers, mushrooms all dry fried with 3 egg whites!

I wish we had a halo smilie!!

What's with all this onion - you must be a fart factory by now

[SallyAnne]

For my 5 o'clock tea I had home made onion soup, and for my 7:30 tea I had brown rice, with onions, peppers, mushrooms all dry fried with 3 egg whites!

I wish we had a halo smilie!!

[darmstadt]

Well I knocked up Geschnetzeltes à l`Orange with Wild Rice. Not too bad if I may say so myself.