I read a thing somewhere that said the worst thought ever for a man was a paper cut on your knob.
Made me wince at the time but that now seems tame in comparison.
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Originally posted by wendigo100What exercise regime did you decide on in the end?
I'm doing "something" every week day.
Just been for an hours swimming this morning. Yesterday I just yomped round the streets for 45 minutes. Monday I walked down to the coast, all along he seafront and back (took my 2.5 hours!)
halo halo halo halo!
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe best bit was the two straps in the dog suit that connected his ankles to his testicles...
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Does anyone else remember the chap in the C4 programme who lived in a dog suit?
(This was about 15 years ago).
He was in a dom/sub relationship & his wife had made him a dog suit, which he wore.
And lived outside the backdoor of his house in his kennel.
The best bit was the two straps in the dog suit that connected his ankles to his testicles...
Truly truly weird.
They don't seem to make progs like that any more.
Sorry.
Correction.
5 make programmes like that now... the one on anal tightening being a real treat.
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Stop talking about ZGs skin
Let's get back to fantasies about Lucy's cellar. Do you reckon she looks lithe and supple in her leather catsuit?
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Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?Why would he put it in the shed? He lives in it!
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Originally posted by Spartacus
Do you shed it?
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Originally posted by zeitghostNope.
That's my Giant Alien Lizardy skin.
Do you shed it?
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Originally posted by zeitghostDo I have to supply my own gimp suit or is it all part of the service?
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Originally posted by SpartacusLucy's cellar according to Ardesco.
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Originally posted by zeitghostSpeaking of which, where's LB these days?
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Got a Kenwood one for crimbo and it is wonderful.
Chuck everything in and 4 hours later I have a perfectly baked seeded wholemeal, or conversely chuck everything in and have a fresh white loaf 3 hours later. Can even make cake type bread with it (mmmm carribean banana and cinnamon tea loaf)
You can do rapid bakes, but the bread isn't as good in my opinion. The nicest option is a time delay. So you can throw all the ingrediants in, set it up and put in an X hour time delay so that when you wake up you have piping hot bread for breakfest.
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Originally posted by Churchill0p for hand hot water?
I like your economics, you'll go far. Ever thought of the job of Chancellor?
What is the capital cost of the bread maker (the Panasonic recomended by sasguru is £100) and what discount rate do you use?
Energy costs?
Time?
Having sad all that - I do fancy getting a breadmaker. I love really fresh bread first thing in the morning. With proper butter not this Flora muck I'm supposed to be on.
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0p for hand hot water?
I like your economics, you'll go far. Ever thought of the job of Chancellor?
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