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Big Blue Plymouth replied

14 July 2019, 15:57
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Hmmmm....inneresting....

Careful Greenfly, you might cut yourself
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greenlake replied

14 July 2019, 15:27
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

Fack off Brown, you WENKER

Hmmmm....inneresting....

Originally posted by Unai Emery View Post

Well, from the three posts of yours that I've read I've reached the conclusion that you, sir, are a bit of a wenker.
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BR14 replied

14 July 2019, 15:23
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

Fack off Brown, you WENKER

even your feeble attempts at insults are turgid tedious mediocrity.
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jamesbrown replied

14 July 2019, 15:21
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

Fack off Brown, you WENKER

So not on ignore then, you quarter-witted gammon trumpet.
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greenlake replied

14 July 2019, 15:16
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

I'll leave you to spend the evening pulling on your todger in front of your computer. I mean, you do spend a lot of time on there, dont you?

Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

Never mind, now you can get back to pulling on your millennial, snowflake pud
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Big Blue Plymouth replied

14 July 2019, 14:53
Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post

Feck off, gricer, you indefatigably tedious twuntmuffin.

Fack off Brown, you WENKER
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jamesbrown replied

14 July 2019, 14:44
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

How long did it take you to dig out that one, eh Greenfly?

Never mind, now you can get back to pulling on your millennial, snowflake pud

Feck off, gricer, you indefatigably tedious twuntmuffin.
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Big Blue Plymouth replied

14 July 2019, 14:39
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

It was probably his cat that tried to use his debit card to buy a plane ticket to get the hell away from him....

How long did it take you to dig out that one, eh Greenfly?

Never mind, now you can get back to pulling on your millennial, snowflake pud
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greenlake replied

14 July 2019, 14:12
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Maybe your cat also thinks you're a c**t and wants you to f**k off, like the rest of us.

At least the cat can leave him, we can't!

It was probably his cat that tried to use his debit card to buy a plane ticket to get the hell away from him....
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Mordac replied

14 July 2019, 11:31
Cat snatcher? Is that the same as pussy grabber? If so you need to speak to this chap:
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Zigenare replied

14 July 2019, 09:24
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Maybe your cat also thinks you're a c**t and wants you to f**k off, like the rest of us.

At least the cat can leave him, we can't!

Btw, Gricer, can't Malcolm feed the cat?
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greenlake replied

13 July 2019, 15:46
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

I'm guessing your predilection for all these gifs is down to your pea sized brain not being able to string enough words together to form a coherent sentence :

Anyway, It's Saturday night & I'm off out.. I'll leave you to spend the evening pulling on your todger in front of your computer. I mean, you do spend a lot of time on there, dont you?
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Big Blue Plymouth replied

13 July 2019, 15:17
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

I'm guessing your predilection for all these gifs is down to your pea sized brain not being able to string enough words together to form a coherent sentence :

Anyway, It's Saturday night & I'm off out.. I'll leave you to spend the evening pulling on your todger in front of your computer. I mean, you do spend a lot of time on there, dont you?

Last edited by Big Blue Plymouth; 13 July 2019, 15:21.
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greenlake replied

13 July 2019, 14:32
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

That's quite nasty. Thanks, Greenfly
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TestMangler replied

13 July 2019, 14:06
Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post

Thanks mate, that really makes me feel great. It's been a real tulip 2 years & comments like that really lift me out of my depressed state.

I've had that cat for years and it's one on the few treasured things I have held on to since my divorce and I'm quite upset about it going missing.

Inneresting......
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