The best kept secrets are the secrets that keep themselves. Unlike the ex-defence secretary I've told you nuthing. Even if I did your noodle would leak it.
Okay I'll tell you. Are you ready? Hardly anyone knows. Top stuff.
Cows can walk up stairs but not down them. True.
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Well you didn't keep that a secret very well did you?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI'm sure a number of us here have agreed to the 'official secret act', handled 'restricted' material. Maybe been DV cleared, and then handled 'secret' material, band from using Facebook or social media. Remember the year I took off from cUK? There was a reason!
Were it one of us mortals that leaked such material we'd be in the temporary accommodation of her majesty's custody.
P.S. The word you are looking for is banned.
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Fondly.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostRemember the year I took off from cUK?
Got any other gigs lined up as a G4S van driver?
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I'm sure a number of us here have agreed to the 'official secret act', handled 'restricted' material. Maybe been DV cleared, and then handled 'secret' material, band from using Facebook or social media. Remember the year I took off from cUK? There was a reason!
Were it one of us mortals that leaked such material we'd be in the temporary accommodation of her majesty's custody.
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Defence secretary sucked
What a loser - to be caught leaking to the Press, that's a disgrace!
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